I'm Howdy

[NotHowdy]

You want a proper introduction?

[NotHowdy]

I mean I'm NOT Howdy

[Mr. Jon]

Hey nothowdy, nice to meet you. I'm mr. Jon. That's a really cute dog you got there man. Really cute.

[StayPoasted]

That is a cute dog.

[NotHowdy]

Oh, and I'd like to thank whoever allowed my presence on Brokedick Mountain. You're the bee knees.

I'm from SM. Some of us are part of the PEE Coat Club (IT'S A PLAY ON WORDS!!!! PEE LIKE URINE!) Well, to be apart of it you have to be well-off financially, like myself!



I'll give the admin some of my money if he or she continues being a good gal or pal!

[NotHowdy]

Hey nothowdy, nice to meet you. I'm mr. Jon. That's a really cute dog you got there man. Really cute.

Hey, Jon! I love your penis! IT'S BIG AND STRONG!

That is a cute dog.

You can pet her!

[Mr. Jon]

My penis is solid. It's a 6 incher and a bit thick, we look a bit like penis twins. .. what are the odds? ! I will now join my dick to your thread so they can be linked forever.

[NotHowdy]

I'm not completely erect in any of the pics I posted, but thanks! We're dick twins!

Take some pics with different chicks. And tell homegirl her pajama pants are FAB-U-LOUS!

[Mr. Jon]

I don't post current girlfriends anymore, she almost saw her hairy ass back then when I was scrolling.

[NotHowdy]

You just started takin' flicks and pics of a chick with ur dick, semi-recently? Betta pull out the scrapbook, young blood

[Mr. Jon]

I used to feel guilty and delete when we broke up. Once it was hidden and she somehow tracked it down and deleted it. I've only filmed 4 though, sorry man. What else you got?

[Mr. Jon]

What kind of dog is it?

Here's my old dog
http://www.pornhub.com/interstitial?viewkey=293043871

[NotHowdy]

Plenty more in the vault. I'm gonna have to do screen shots tho cuz I have more videos than pics :/

2 more

[NotHowdy]

What kind of dog is it?

Here's my old dog
http://www.pornhub.com/interstitial?viewkey=293043871

Your dog's on pornhub? That's dope. Too bad the link didn't work

[StayPoasted]

Invalid link dogs are the cutest when they're puppies.

You want a proper introduction?

TOGTFO

[NotHowdy]

Invalid link dogs are the cutest when they're puppies.

Especially in amateur porn videos!

[StayPoasted]

What does the TO stand for?

[NotHowdy]

I think 'Tits or'

or Tylenol

Or she really hates Terrell Owens

[StayPoasted]

Time Outs GET THE FUCK OUT

What does the TO stand for?

tits or

[NotHowdy]

Taints or***

[BigBoss]

I think 'Tits or'

or Tylenol

Or she really hates Terrell Owens

That fucking Terrell Owens.

[Mr. Jon]

TOGTFO

Can we see yours again? I need something to sober me up real fast

[NotHowdy]

U drink at work, hoe?

[Mr. Jon]

I could. No one here but me for 12 hours. I have a hangover though, after I pmed you drunk I went and argued with my girl for a solid 4 hours

[StayPoasted]

Was it about your semi-lite loads?

[NotHowdy]

I could. No one here but me for 12 hours. I have a hangover though, after I pmed you drunk I went and argued with my girl for a solid 4 hours

I used to do that out of boredom. Just to get reactions.

When I would drink around my last ex I'd usually be alone and just talk on the phone while she slept. She was actually pretty fun to drink with, too. *lip quiver*

[StayPoasted]

Was she the dog?

[Mr. Jon]

Was it about your semi-lite loads?

I had a bitch fit because she came to me and told me she had a "hey how are you" convo with an ex and I was like biiiitch what you think I trust you or something? What you think I'm confident or something? Shiiiitttt