r/niceguys

[urkles girlfriend]

cag is the 3rd reply, compassionate as always

[steveyos]

I thought that last post was a super sarcastic ownpage post at first but then it turned lizard

[steveyos]

is that lisa with her unborn baby

no she didn't say bushpig or having a tanty

[urkles girlfriend]

Simon Williams, 27, has been single for the last six years, despite being pretty much tolerable to be around as long as you breathe through your mouth.

“I just don’t understand,” said Williams, “I’m such a nice guy, I’m polite, I’ve never abused any animals or anything like that.”

“I see no reason why women aren’t flocking to me like in those Lynx adverts, and I think it’s only fair that I know why.”

The world’s women were more than happy to oblige, being the mouthy little strumpets that they are.

“Being ‘nice’ should be the minimum spec not just for being someone’s partner, but also for being a not-shit human,” offered Rosie Jones, a typically picky woman from Blackpool.

“Suggesting that’s all I should look for is a bit like saying I should settle for any meal, as long as it’s been certified safe for human consumption.”

“I also appreciate things like engaging conversation, a sense of fun and respect for my own life goals.”

“I would say that I’d also like a sense of physical attraction, but I think that’s probably pushing my rights as a woman a bit too far.”

Simon listened politely to Rosie’s arguments before muttering “lesbian” and slamming the door of his bedroom in his parents’ house.

[urkles girlfriend]

[urkles girlfriend]

pluggy this is your future

[urkles girlfriend]

http://imgur.com/KHbH3ye

[urkles girlfriend]

fucking forum images are bullshit

[urkles girlfriend]

[urkles girlfriend]

rootbeet: i bought u an ipad bitch why wont you fuck me

[urkles girlfriend]

nothing wrong with being a nice guy

[urkles girlfriend]

[urkles girlfriend]

[urkles girlfriend]

"nice" girls exsist too... and they are usaully that female friend of yours who is fat and single:

[urkles girlfriend]

to be clear these arent nice guys just guys with ego problems

[urkles girlfriend]

guys with ego problems who say they're nice guys. a "nice guy" will leave you feeling slimy and your first instinct is to get as far away from him as possible. I've had some pretty horrible dates where a guy stole my number out of someone's phone and insisted upon getting a date with me and how i needed to give him a chance. he made a huge scene of opening doors for me like a faggot, at the restaurant argued with me until i sat in the more comfortable seat, insisted i was the most frightened girl he had ever taken on a date (i was uncomfortable and he couldn't even tell).. i am amazed that he actually drove me back to my place but he asked me before i get out of the car "is there anything else you'd like to do?" I thanked him for the ride and he began whining "reaaaaallllllly?"

[urkles girlfriend]

this is probably how cody lived his life before he met grandma wife, otherwise he wouldn't have married a grandma

i walked through a park on my way home from work and found a tree im going to climb tomorrw

[steveyos]

I'm a nice guy

[juji]

I keep being nice guy, also I agree with Inopia, these guys or girls have ego problems.

Being nice guy doesn't mean stupid guy, just not trying to be jerk or rude. Perhaps I do not knights to random woman for free. I normally date with milfs.

[urkles girlfriend]

um hate to break it to you elz, but you believed that we were in some kind of relationship when we weren't

[juji]

um hate to break it to you elz, but you believed that we were in some kind of relationship when we weren't

It depends what kind of relationship, in the past, we were friends, I dont think you were supposed to be my girlfriend, also I offered you hang out, it didn't mean to enter your house, just I invite you to eat and talk in the restaurant, nothing else, there no conditional for returns. After all you remained no response or maybe, you were scared away from me.


After of this, we fought and sometimes we don't like each other.

Hiding behind an ego safety net is just limiting yourself and your potential for personal growth. Be honest with yourself and use any "failures" as an opurtunity to learn and grow :)

[steveyos]

elz gold

Stevey is a pretty good extreme example, he literally lives in a world of self delusion, refusing to keep himself accountable for his situation and choices (probably justified as a "disability", imagined or not) and therefore robs himself of any oppurtunity to actually learn and grow.

so he lives as a lonely leech with no real accomplishments

[Plug Drugs]

heyy cag :3