ive met cag 2.0

edxcept she exists irl and we are going on our SEOCND date but i am anxious as fuck about it and wish i was literally dead

is she a stripper? and is this the one who you want to send the perfect text message to?

no shes a nurse

i think so? i think i already sent some rpetty good texts. i asked her to meet me at 7:04 on our first date. she circled the block a few times to kill time so she would arrive exactly at 7:04. she won my heart at that moment.

[juji]

edxcept she exists irl and we are going on our SEOCND date but i am anxious as fuck about it and wish i was literally dead

Second date? Wtf youre too old to die

Second date? Wtf youre too old to die

:nods:

[Wendy <3]

Are you dating plug drugs

its really hard to keep being anxious if you can keep your body relaxed

need some xanax

[Wendy <3]

Need some rape drugs to give her so she can't laugh at your little you know what when you do sex to her

[TheLizardWhisperer]

Cag 1 is better

[stevеyos]

I love how the nerds on this forum talk about girls and omg this is just so gay and funny especially because it's serious and holy shit nerds all over the place hey guys I was near somebody that doesn't have the same downstairs area as me wowo owowowowowowowowow!!!!!!!!! weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[stevеyos]

Cag 1 is better

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

I love how the nerds on this forum talk about girls and omg this is just so gay and funny especially because it's serious and holy shit nerds all over the place hey guys I was near somebody that doesn't have the same downstairs area as me wowo owowowowowowowowow!!!!!!!!! weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

replace girls with tegra note and you are describing yourself, except camoron wouldnt be afraid to talk to a tegra note

[stevеyos]

yeah but I do it as a joke I haven't done anything with any of my devices besides let them run perk tv for over a year now and before that I also barely touched them because they had no and stll have no good apps be it games or otherwise, soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo let's hope camoron's joking too

[stevеyos]

also my tegra note is broken and I'm never replacing it sorry

[Wendy <3]

How is it broken

[Poopalew]

How is it broken

Sara for example was in this world of mass connection many people young and old feel very lonely.

tergas are tergas we'll be hearing about the windows tergas as soon as they start coming in

Need some rape drugs to give her so she can't laugh at your little you know what when you do sex to her

if only

p sure i just fucked up the second date not optimistic about chances of a 3rd

[maks]

I told you not to pull your dick out

did you wear a condom and did she let you kiss her on the mouth?

we still didnt even kiss at the end of the date she said her schedule was kinda busy for the weekend and said "she thinks there's soemthing shes suppsoed to do friday but cant remember what" but we would talk which imo seems like code for "i dont think so"

[Wendy <3]

Maybe a gunshot wound to the face might make her see things more clearly

did you wear the condom for the whole date? That might have put her off imo

[stevеyos]

did you put it over your head and blow it up with your nose until it popped?

[Wendy <3]

Did you show her your post history here?

you need to get her to post here or maybe chat over skype with you and then post here for epic results

[Wendy <3]

Maybe she's in the ass fucker club