while i was cooking an omelet a long, skinny garden slug had crawled onto the floor from under the door to the garage, so i took a piece of celery leaf and gave it to him![]()
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01-13-2013
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01-13-2013
he seemed happy with it so i'm going to name him Slug Drugs in honor of our lost posting pal
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01-13-2013
derp ok im going to kill my new pet
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01-13-2013
he is going back in the garage though when he's done eatin his meal
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01-13-2013
he/she... technically it's both
maybe i should change its name to obnoxious bitch
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01-13-2013
or SluggleB since he's a staunch vegan
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01-13-2013
SluggyOs, AgentSlugdair, sLugde, BobSlugs, momthinksimslug, slugerocombie, slugreubens, sluggycalaber, barryslughead, desoslugtion, slugfare, invictusSLUGer, drunksluggies, roflslugl, slugen, slugkin, sluggie, slugifin
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01-13-2013
there he is, chowin down like a boss
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01-14-2013Apophallation is a technique resorted to by some species of air-breathing land slugs such as Limax maximus and Ariolimax spp. In these species of hermaphroditic terrestrial gastropod mollusks, after mating, if the slugs cannot successfully separate, a deliberate amputation of the penis takes place.
wtf
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01-14-2013
why go on living if your penis was amputated
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01-14-2013
im curiosu now if a slug will eat cum, probably not because of the salt content but maybe if i dilute it..
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01-15-2013
well he finished eating and slimed off back to the garage on his own. i looked for him in the kitchen same time last night figuring he'd be looking up at with me those puppy-dog eyestalks again but i guess he had found some rotting leaf litter or something more suitable in the garage
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01-15-2013
a slug basically is a liquid shit already
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01-15-2013
looked for a slug on 'will it blend?' but found no results, I'm going to write them an email
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01-18-2013
sluggleB is currently missing, he's either holed up in the garage or my dog got jealous and ate him
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