im so nice!

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while i was cooking an omelet a long, skinny garden slug had crawled onto the floor from under the door to the garage, so i took a piece of celery leaf and gave it to him

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he seemed happy with it so i'm going to name him Slug Drugs in honor of our lost posting pal

[timmy]

put some salt on the celery

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derp ok im going to kill my new pet

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he is going back in the garage though when he's done eatin his meal

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he/she... technically it's both
maybe i should change its name to obnoxious bitch

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or SluggleB since he's a staunch vegan

SluggyOs, AgentSlugdair, sLugde, BobSlugs, momthinksimslug, slugerocombie, slugreubens, sluggycalaber, barryslughead, desoslugtion, slugfare, invictusSLUGer, drunksluggies, roflslugl, slugen, slugkin, sluggie, slugifin

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there he is, chowin down like a boss

Slugga the Hut

[juji]

Slug with Jaguar Skin, finally you found the alien specie could infest people, i don't know what it will happen

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they're the only kind i see around here
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leopard_slug

[timmy]

douse it in salt you hippy

[juji]

Apophallation is a technique resorted to by some species of air-breathing land slugs such as Limax maximus and Ariolimax spp. In these species of hermaphroditic terrestrial gastropod mollusks, after mating, if the slugs cannot successfully separate, a deliberate amputation of the penis takes place.

wtf

[maks]

why go on living if your penis was amputated

[steveyos]

idiotslug

[sex with dead people]

masturbate on it

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im curiosu now if a slug will eat cum, probably not because of the salt content but maybe if i dilute it..

[Alsto]

i require a sluggleB update...

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well he finished eating and slimed off back to the garage on his own. i looked for him in the kitchen same time last night figuring he'd be looking up at with me those puppy-dog eyestalks again but i guess he had found some rotting leaf litter or something more suitable in the garage

[sex with dead people]

I would've taken a liquid shit on him.

[maks]

a slug basically is a liquid shit already

[Alsto]

non-newtonian fluid...

[maks]

looked for a slug on 'will it blend?' but found no results, I'm going to write them an email

[sex with dead people]

liquid shit should've been lisa's nickname

[Alsto]

is it still alive?

[blumpkin blownuts]

sluggleB is currently missing, he's either holed up in the garage or my dog got jealous and ate him

[Alsto]

that's sad news...

why go on living if your penis was amputated