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    while i was cooking an omelet a long, skinny garden slug had crawled onto the floor from under the door to the garage, so i took a piece of celery leaf and gave it to him
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    he seemed happy with it so i'm going to name him Slug Drugs in honor of our lost posting pal
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    put some salt on the celery
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    derp ok im going to kill my new pet
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    he is going back in the garage though when he's done eatin his meal
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    he/she... technically it's both
    maybe i should change its name to obnoxious bitch
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    or SluggleB since he's a staunch vegan
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    ~*SHIT WAS SO HUGS!*~
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    Zak Bagans ‏@Zak_Bagans 5 Aug
    Jus stepped on a live roach w my bare foot on my patio thing was so gross. Seriously. Was so gross.


    ramen i can see why u like this guy he's as vapid as you are
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    there he is, chowin down like a boss
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    Slugga the Hut
    ~*SHIT WAS SO HUGS!*~
    Quote Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum View Post
    Zak Bagans ‏@Zak_Bagans 5 Aug
    Jus stepped on a live roach w my bare foot on my patio thing was so gross. Seriously. Was so gross.


    ramen i can see why u like this guy he's as vapid as you are
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    Slug with Jaguar Skin, finally you found the alien specie could infest people, i don't know what it will happen


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    I'll kill myself live on cam as soon as there's proof I literlaly promise, I will sincerely kill myself as soon as I see elz's computer playing arma 3 maxed with all nvidia exclusive graphics
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    they're the only kind i see around here
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leopard_slug
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    douse it in salt you hippy
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    Apophallation is a technique resorted to by some species of air-breathing land slugs such as Limax maximus and Ariolimax spp. In these species of hermaphroditic terrestrial gastropod mollusks, after mating, if the slugs cannot successfully separate, a deliberate amputation of the penis takes place.

    wtf


    Quote Originally Posted by Steffies Yelle View Post
    I'll kill myself live on cam as soon as there's proof I literlaly promise, I will sincerely kill myself as soon as I see elz's computer playing arma 3 maxed with all nvidia exclusive graphics
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    why go on living if your penis was amputated
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    steveyos
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    idiotslug
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    sex with dead people
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    masturbate on it
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    im curiosu now if a slug will eat cum, probably not because of the salt content but maybe if i dilute it..
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    i require a sluggleB update...
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    well he finished eating and slimed off back to the garage on his own. i looked for him in the kitchen same time last night figuring he'd be looking up at with me those puppy-dog eyestalks again but i guess he had found some rotting leaf litter or something more suitable in the garage
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    sex with dead people
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    I would've taken a liquid shit on him.
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    a slug basically is a liquid shit already
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    non-newtonian fluid...
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    looked for a slug on 'will it blend?' but found no results, I'm going to write them an email
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    sex with dead people
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    liquid shit should've been lisa's nickname
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    is it still alive?
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    sluggleB is currently missing, he's either holed up in the garage or my dog got jealous and ate him
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    that's sad news...
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    Quote Originally Posted by maks View Post
    why go on living if your penis was amputated
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