lets talk about how we feel about lisa killing herself on cam

[timmy]

what effect would this have on you?
personally i would think phew no more having to listen to her talk nonsensical garbage

[Lexi Persimmons]

I would like to see her get pluked out of the surf by a great white.

lisa is not going to kill herself tim,it's called a cry for help and instead of being a fucking jerk to her, why don't you help her i mean you are both part aboriginal, crickey tim, as the great australian hero crocodile hunter dundee once said now this is a knife right before he got eaten by a wild pack of kangroo's and stingrays

[Lexi Persimmons]

Tim, drive down to Victoria and give lisa some balls deep.

a rape/murder make it look like a suicide does not seem out of the question here tim

[JujiDrool]

murder first

[steveyos]

dp mad as all duck

[blumpkin blownuts]

phenobarb
whisky or vodka
baggie taped around head

i wonder if the angles will come for you and cam with us i wanna see some hot hairy angel snatch

[steveyos]

ew kid

tim youneed to fuck lisa, you need to do this tim

peer pressure

[JujiDrool]

phenobarb
whisky or vodka
baggie taped around head

i wonder if the angles will come for you and cam with us i wanna see some hot hairy angel snatch

lol

no those who hold attachments to this life will drag me back to hell like they did on xmas

and now I'm home and have an attachment to my cat... so unless I could bring myself to kill my cat, which I never could, I have to live to make her happy because it's the only joy I can make in this life.... give a cat a good life.

God must love that cat, I know I do.

I read once on a poster that cats are angels without wings and I thought "yeah".

please dont call it xmas his name was Christ not X and he deid so that you could fuck your babysitter which otherwise owuld be a mortal sin all you have to do is repent and be saved. amen.

lisa how do you get money if you don't work

[JujiDrool]

I track down idiot guys in forums who piss me off and who carry on about having money, I go to their house when they are sleeping and use my ninja skills to break in, they are never as rich as they claim and have poor security systems... I then bludgeon them to death and take any money I can find.

Repeat the process as necessary.

lisa i'm trying to be real with you, i'm trying to be your friend.

[timmy]

a rape/murder make it look like a suicide does not seem out of the question here tim

thats easy, since shes a loner and all, no one will know she was with someone since nobody visists her.
firstly to make it look like a suicide all you gotta do is lock every window leaving no prints, lock the door on the way out, make it completely inaccessible from the outside, leave nothing obvious.

the cops will come in, realize everything is locked, then uhh they just call it a day and say its suicide.
so what do you say DP

[timmy]

using that method i mean you can literally just stab someone in the throat leave no prints and they will probably not even do a thourough autopsy

[blumpkin blownuts]

leave a note where someone will see after-the-fact that they can take care of the cat for you once your carcass turns up
if you take awhile to be found, the cat will use you for nourishment.
thats why dogs are better they don't eat the dead, they yell and howl until someone breaks in to shut him up & dicoveres you

think of all the +rep you will get if u murder lisa

[timmy]

think of all the +rep you will get if u murder lisa

[blumpkin blownuts]

she'll fight back and put your blood at the scene

[sex with dead people]

What would cablejoe do in this situation?

[timmy]

what would oj simpson do?

[timmy]

wwojd?

[sex with dead people]

Kill some nigger lovin bitch.

[JujiDrool]

leave a note where someone will see after-the-fact that they can take care of the cat for you once your carcass turns up
if you take awhile to be found, the cat will use you for nourishment.
thats why dogs are better they don't eat the dead, they yell and howl until someone breaks in to shut him up & dicoveres you

I'm ok with my cat eating me when I die

I got her when she was 5 years old, she used to belong to an old lady who died and rumour is She was found with Jazz (my cat) eating her corpse... they were going to destroy the cat which is what they usually do but that old lady's daughter wouldn't let them because she knew how much her mother loved that cat... she put an ad in the paper for someone to take Jazz and look after her because she couldn't look after her and she offered money to do so... no-one rang.... my old cat Manson had been killed 2 weeks before and the whole neighbourhood heard me wailing for days... so the neighbours that helped me bury my cat came to me and told me about Jazz, I rang the deceased lady's daughter and I went to go pick up Jazz, Jazz was locked in a bathroom, on tranquilizers and so fat that her stomach touched the ground when she walked... I took Jazz and refused the money.... I got Jazz off the tranquilizers and just with proper care she lost the weight naturally, 10 years later she is still happy and healthy, she got a new owner and I got a new cat... I like to think that the old lady who passed away took my old cat who passed away with her, so that we did like a swapsies but that is just a wish.

They usually destroy the cat as in put it down in that situation unless someone is desperate for the cat to be kept alive.

I track down idiot guys in forums who piss me off and who carry on about having money, I go to their house when they are sleeping and use my ninja skills to break in, they are never as rich as they claim and have poor security systems... I then bludgeon them to death and take any money I can find.

Repeat the process as necessary.

ltos of rich guys posting on eminem fan forums eh

thats easy, since shes a loner and all, no one will know she was with someone since nobody visists her.
firstly to make it look like a suicide all you gotta do is lock every window leaving no prints, lock the door on the way out, make it completely inaccessible from the outside, leave nothing obvious.

the cops will come in, realize everything is locked, then uhh they just call it a day and say its suicide.
so what do you say DP

and what will you do about the semen you leave in her pussy tim

they can detect vaginal scarring or whatever and tehy'll know she was raped especially since your dick is crooked it will leave some incriminating crooked pussy scars even if you leave no genetic evidence they will know it was you base don that