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    how do you surreptitiously find a woman's ring size? 
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    i was going to swipe one of her rings and get it that way, but she doesn't seem to have any
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    Quote Originally Posted by blumpkin blownuts View Post
    i was going to swipe one of her rings and get it that way, but she doesn't seem to have any
    ask for a cardboard ring sizer at jewelry store, got woman shitfaced drunk, OH wait you're in NA

    Ok well you go into a pawn shop/indoor flea market/tourist trap and let her look at some cheap rings and pay attention to what sizes she tries on. it might give her a hint but whatevs she'll either be real flattered or act real weird, if she gets all weird save your money for awhile
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    bob you've only been with her for like 2 months, don't do this
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    m8.............. you're not gonna.............. propose to her are you?

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    13th stepping and clinging to others with the same beliefs in the cult 12 step mentality is very common, it usually ends badly and with one or both members relapsing

    encourage this we will get the old bob back
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    Quote Originally Posted by maks View Post
    bob you've only been with her for like 2 months, don't do this
    yeah 2 months you might as well just ask her the size and then gauge her reaction, idk no though ive never been married
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    Quote Originally Posted by rootbeer View Post
    yeah 2 months you might as well just ask her the size and then gauge her reaction, idk no though ive never been married
    already covered that with a little tighter game
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    Quote Originally Posted by rubycalaber View Post
    m8.............. you're not gonna.............. propose to her are you?
    yeah during a weekend getaway in november, so it's still a ways off but i've already been looking at rings
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cody View Post
    13th stepping and clinging to others with the same beliefs in the cult 12 step mentality is very common, it usually ends badly and with one or both members relapsing

    encourage this we will get the old bob back
    i don't date addicts lol... well i did for awhile and realized it's never going to lead to anything
    this girl i've been dating is an earth-person. she experiemented some when she was younger and gave it up long before addiction would have set in
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    would you mind if you post a pic of gf?


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    Quote Originally Posted by blumpkin blownuts View Post
    yeah during a weekend getaway in november, so it's still a ways off but i've already been looking at rings
    you're going to ruin this relationship bob, if it's working don't go trying to change it
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    do you even know her opinion on marriage?

    for your sake I hope she is earth person as fuck and says I'm sorry bob but mother goddess gia does not approve of marriage

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    bob, do you want to marry her because you're scared you'll lose her eventually if you dont "seal the deal"?

    I'm trying to get my mind around why a man would want to get married

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    if she wants to get married she will bring it up, but there's nothing wrong with becoming permanently engaged
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    Quote Originally Posted by rubycalaber View Post
    do you even know her opinion on marriage?

    for your sake I hope she is earth person as fuck and says I'm sorry bob but mother goddess gia does not approve of marriage
    she is neo-pagan or whatever lmao but yeah she wants to get married and i do too
    we just want t spend the rest of our lives together and it makes more sense financially to have the magic piece of paper saying we're married that way she can be on my health insurance and we can have tax breaks and shit and our children will be legitimate which i know is passé and totally out of fashion but i'm stuck in the past and i want a nuclear family of my own no matter how much the bastard babby-mama babbys will make fun of our kids in school for it
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    Quote Originally Posted by blumpkin blownuts View Post
    she is neo-pagan or whatever lmao but yeah she wants to get married and i do too
    we just want t spend the rest of our lives together and it makes more sense financially to have the magic piece of paper saying we're married that way she can be on my health insurance and we can have tax breaks and shit and our children will be legitimate which i know is passé and totally out of fashion but i'm stuck in the past and i want a nuclear family of my own no matter how much the bastard babby-mama babbys will make fun of our kids in school for it
    home school your kids bob, if you cant afford to dont have them
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    Quote Originally Posted by maks View Post
    you're going to ruin this relationship bob, if it's working don't go trying to change it
    basically the plan is to move in together, sooner rather than later if she gets this job close to where mine is. we're already making plans for that...
    then have a long engagement so we can make sure we won't drive each other crazy living together before we seal the deal

    also we haven't had a fight yet or anything close so that probably needs to happen before we get married so we can make sure that we can get through fights
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cody View Post
    home school your kids bob, if you cant afford to dont have them
    public school is good for kids, they need that kind of environment so that they have plenty of time to learn about the dark side of people and the social food chain so it doesn't hit them all at once in college. as long as we actualy raise the kids instead of letting the tv or internet raise them they will turn out ok, just like me and the gf did
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cody View Post
    if she wants to get married she will bring it up, but there's nothing wrong with becoming permanently engaged
    I have heard that from lisa before so I guess its lizard thing but normal people dont let their partner think they're gonna get married for years on end when you really never intend to

    Quote Originally Posted by blumpkin blownuts View Post
    she is neo-pagan or whatever lmao but yeah she wants to get married and i do too
    we just want t spend the rest of our lives together and it makes more sense financially to have the magic piece of paper saying we're married that way she can be on my health insurance and we can have tax breaks and shit and our children will be legitimate which i know is passé and totally out of fashion but i'm stuck in the past and i want a nuclear family of my own no matter how much the bastard babby-mama babbys will make fun of our kids in school for it
    so if its just for tax breaks why buy her a no doubt seriously expensive ring and why have it be a secret (which is fucking stupid in and of itself)

    Quote Originally Posted by blumpkin blownuts View Post
    basically the plan is to move in together, sooner rather than later if she gets this job close to where mine is. we're already making plans for that...
    then have a long engagement so we can make sure we won't drive each other crazy living together before we seal the deal

    also we haven't had a fight yet or anything close so that probably needs to happen before we get married so we can make sure that we can get through fights
    why get engaged right away then and not just leave it a few years and once you're sure ok we really will be together forever (this will literally never happen but lets just pretend with you) and then set an engagement so you aren't already in the mind set of being stuck in i-oh sorry being together forever

    Quote Originally Posted by blumpkin blownuts View Post
    public school is good for kids, they need that kind of environment so that they have plenty of time to learn about the dark side of people and the social food chain so it doesn't hit them all at once in college. as long as we actualy raise the kids instead of letting the tv or internet raise them they will turn out ok, just like me and the gf did
    yes, good goyim, let your children know right away they are property of the state!

    also not to troll you but you're a drug addict I dont think public school did you any good

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    I think bob hughes just evaded my question


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    Quote Originally Posted by blumpkin blownuts View Post
    she is neo-pagan or whatever lmao but yeah she wants to get married and i do too
    we just want t spend the rest of our lives together and it makes more sense financially to have the magic piece of paper saying we're married that way she can be on my health insurance and we can have tax breaks and shit and our children will be legitimate which i know is passé and totally out of fashion but i'm stuck in the past and i want a nuclear family of my own no matter how much the bastard babby-mama babbys will make fun of our kids in school for it
    you've known her for a couple of months and you're already sure you will be a good fit for the next 60 years, that's not a healthy attitude in fact it's laughably naive.
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    *jealous*
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    sometimes you just know. this is completely different from any other relationship i've had
    anyway i gtg i'll be back tomorrow to answer the rest of the questions, yes elz i'll post a pic of her
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    Quote Originally Posted by blumpkin blownuts View Post
    yes elz i'll post a pic of her
    lmao
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    yeah bob send your kid to shitty public schools where they can be influenced by the kids from all the other broke ass dysfunctional parents, that's a great environment to teach them solid 1950's nuclear morals (because desegregating the schools with tons of darkies hasn't had a detrimental effect at all on the white kids of today)
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    Clag went to private school and she still turn out retared.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Steffies Yelle View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by blumpkin blownuts View Post
    sometimes you just know. this is completely different from any other relationship i've had
    anyway i gtg i'll be back tomorrow to answer the rest of the questions, yes elz i'll post a pic of her
    Quote Originally Posted by the over 50% of people whose marriages fail, ruining their lives
    Sometimes you just know
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