[YTMNSFW ADMIN CONTEST] Clay's Challenge

[Genital Doli]

So clay was on my ass today. He's a little tired of the lack of gender diversity and general misogyny thats running rampant on the forums and so to attract new female posters, he gave me the big OK to run this contest. Keep in mind Im not the one making the decisions here... so with the permission of Clay, I give you:

IK CONTEST
1. Post a pic of you having sex (or attempting sex) with some snickers.

WINNING TYPES
PLATINUM: Get Some Nuts - Person who manages to stuff a snickers bar inside of theyre vagina. Said person will become admin for the next 3 months.
GOLD: Chocolate Rain - Person who manages to covers themselves in snickers crumbs while naked. Said person will become admin for the next 2 months.
SILVER: DP is the Best Mod - Person who has one snicker reasonably within the Crevice of the Vagina, and one inside of their mouth. Said person will become admin for the next 1 month.
BRONZE: Mr. T-Bag - Person who manages to touch snickers bar first with vagina, then with mouth/lips/nose/face. Said person will become admin for the next 2 weeks.
COPPER: Good Effort - Anyone who posts a picture of themself trying to fuck a snickers bar. Your vagina must be visible, and it must appear as you are truly trying to fuck a bar of snickers. No bullshit, please. All people within this category will become admin for 24 hours.

RULES
1. All winners who post a video instead of picture, will win double the reward mentioned above.
2. Your boobs must be visible in the picture/video, and the snickers must be visible as well (Clay was adamant about this).
3. There are no post history limitations. You may enter/win the contest regardless of what forums you post/have-posted in, even if YTMNSFW/Rubynet is not among them.

Due to a small amount of predicted entries, Clay has said this thread may be used as the Discussion thread, as long as I update the OP with all pictures/videos of contest entries. I tried to press Clay for an end date but he said "it'll be done when its done. Focus on the quality." You heard the man.

Good luck all, do your best!

[oOBatteryOo]

how did this end up in a clusterfuck?

[Genital Doli]

Pardon? I don't understand the question. Clay is a strange man, but what he says goes.

[o0Battery0o]

if this is a clusterfuck why is my snatch not being battering rammed?

Im tiny and fragile. Break me.

[oOBatteryOo]

if this is a clusterfuck why is my snatch not being battering rammed?

Im tiny and fragile. Break me.

LOL

he's got spirit this kid

[o0Battery0o]

This kid has sprite and coke and all hopped up on mountain dew

and Lisa the troll destroyer is going to smother you with her prissy twat til you cant breathe.

you bunch of homos will hate it.

Gay nigger dick!

[oOBatteryOo]

I love you

but you should learn to never try and out-slut a woman

whats the deal with the two idiots who think they have a similar name

[Genital Doli]

Im not sure, clay. They arent staying on-topic about your contest, though, so I understand if youre a little upset

[maks]

people have started reproducing asexually I guess

[o0Battery0o]

clay.

i am the real Lisa.

eat my twat and promote me to overlord douche bagel.

i will it.

[maks]

protip: clay doesn't give a shit who the real lisa is

[o0Battery0o]

protip: i already know what clay gives a shit about

I will destroy you max

I am Lisa.

[maks]

protip: i already know what clay gives a shit about

I will destroy you max

I am Lisa.

Lets just pretend I read that, but really I didn't.

Anyway, I banned the other battery, now it's time for you to live up to your part of the bargain and leave forever.

[o0Battery0o]

T-24hrs

[maks]

That was not the deal, I'll unban the other battery see if I don't

[maks]

Told you I'd do it.

stompleb organic roid raging itt

[Plug Drugs]

people have started reproducing asexually I guess

soon they'll learn how to open doors

[maks]

soon they'll learn how to open doors

god help us all

fyad

[maks]

fyad

NOT EVERYTHING SENT BACK FROM THE HUBBLE MAKES SENSE

I'm really glad clay is my friend.

im really glad clay is a nigger

im glad hes fatter than me i lilke being the forums super model