trying to decide if i want to pass a decent promotion over a much better assignment with a new contract

[blumpkin blownuts]

Huntsville isn't great, but at least it isn't texass. I'm perfect for working with missile command though i can even beat the arcade version and I'm going to kill every single one of you here with robomissiles or possibly energetic weapons systems they need like 70 new engineers there who used the same shit i did in college

Only thing is they make the launch buttons really large like in movies so i could totally nod out and wipe kolningrad off the map by total accident with my forehead

oh man u r in huntsville i live near there hope u dont kill me first

[blumpkin blownuts]

oh man u r in huntsville i live near there hope u dont kill me first

not yet, thats where my next 10-20yrs job will hopefully be
but im just a few wheels up I-65 from you so yeah you had best keep a good lookout, either way

[sex with dead people]

Missile Command was my favorite Atari game back in the day. I broke a joystick in a bout of rage because of that game.

[blumpkin blownuts]

i could get to the yellow screen like 3 times before id die on that screen or the purple one after it, 2600 version was surprisingly fun as hell though that kindof game really requires a trackball

[sex with dead people]

It seemed like you could use those paddle controllers on the game, but I don't remember anymore. Bye.

cool i always thought you were a truck driver

[blumpkin blownuts]

cool i always thought you were a truck driver

just because im a stateside def contractor doesnt automatically make me some logcrap loser
defense contractors in this region may be found doing anything from cleaning hotel swimming pools, to reverse engineering captured counter-intel equipment

[blumpkin blownuts]

also hi have we even talked to each other before today?

wait are you getting promoted to protective custody

lol im 30 minutes away

and i meant huntsville texas so nvrmnd

lol, they apparently don't do even the minimal amount of background checks for "stateside defense contractor" to find out about all the opium and gushcapades and suicidal tirades this guy's been into

[blumpkin blownuts]

lol, they apparently don't do even the minimal amount of background checks for "stateside defense contractor" to find out about all the opium and gushcapades and suicidal tirades this guy's been into

They checked. I've held my security clearance for a awhile now bro. All I had to do was duck.

^injoke between me & the pentagon