is anyone from here dressing up for Halloween?

[plusle riot]

im hosting a halloween party next weekend and perusing through costumes
thought this one was kind of cool, hitchcock's the birds scared the shit out of me as a kid. being swooped by magpies multiple times over the years did not help

[dcent]

yes, as a matter of fact I AM going to be dressing up for halloween.

I will be dressing up as A GOD DAMN GROWN ADULT!

I will be giving out candy and not being a degenerate miscreant urchin, disguising his identity in hopes of gaining some semblance of social acceptance.

I got big dick money son, no time to find a fucking liono costume (the thundercats...... wiki it)

^cool

[plusle riot]

can't even read that shit. maybe i wasn't clear enough in the thread title

is anyone from here dressing up for Halloween?

eas thinking of dressing as bane but i dont do anything on halloween anhways

no i am a GOD DAMN GROWN ASULT lol

[plusle riot]

come to my party im making jello shots ok

[dcent]

jello shots?

what the fuck are you 11 years old?

I will be sitting infront of the door in a full suit. when a child knocks I will open the door, throw a full size chocolate bar at him (ya, thats right, were THAT house) and then slam the door before he even has time to say "trick or treat"

I dont have time for that. I run on big dick time. a tumbler of oak wood, double aged scotch in one hand, and a fine mocha cigar in the other, I toss candy at the children simply to keep them the fuck away.

I got big dick decisions to make every second of every day.

no time to go looking for a fucking fully functioning transformer costume, or a realistic "corky" mask (from life goes on..... he had downsyndrome....... their faces are too small and they are usually fat)

[sex with dead people]

My religion forbids such things.

[ascii_genitals]

i was supposed to be lydia in a 4-person beetlejuice costume ensemble

but ms. argentina backed out and alec baldwin is up in the air so i need a new costume idea

[plusle riot]

i was supposed to be lydia in a 4-person beetlejuice costume ensemble

but ms. argentina backed out and alec baldwin is up in the air so i need a new costume idea

that's a shame. i've seen a pic of a couple dressed up as geena davis and alec baldwin with their scary faces, it looked neat.

[maks]

i was supposed to be lydia in a 4-person beetlejuice costume ensemble

but ms. argentina backed out and alec baldwin is up in the air so i need a new costume idea

perfect for you and jon

[dcent]

you are a follower.

weak willed and submissive.

MY religion doesnt forbid me from doing anything...... to the contrary, I forbid my religion from doing things.

take muzzos for example.... their religion says "strap a nail bomb vest to your 12 year old daughter and get her to blow up an israeli mailbox for allah"

well if MY religion started up with that I would say "no dice religion.... heres hoew things are gonna work around here, theres a new sherriff in town" and my religion will submit to me.

thats how someone with big dick money rolls.

[timmy]

dress up as a tomato

[plusle riot]

im hosting a ytmnd fad party no moonmans allowed

i left shortly after that

speaking of bane i just got back from the gym andsome fuckin weirdo came in wearing a respirator mask lmao

[plusle riot]

was it a judgement-free zone

i h8 people fuckin fags

its usually a people free zozne this time of night thats why i go to that gym

[DrHundos]

people wear the respirators as a way to train their breathing or some shit

yeah its elevationt raining

he was wearing a tshirt that said TRAINING MASK and he drove a rape van

[DrHundos]

i wonder if its possible to make air heavy as fuck so you can breathe it and do lung reps

suppsoedly if you do deep breaths and suck IN your chest/stomach when you inhale and puff it out when you exhale (the opposite of what you'd normally do) it helps improve lung capacity and endurance or somthing

[dcent]

suppsoedly if you do deep breaths and suck IN your chest/stomach when you inhale and puff it out when you exhale (the opposite of what you'd normally do) it helps improve lung capacity and endurance or somthing

truth.

it is chest breathing.

inhale with your chest, not your gut.


when you breath, there is a storage of "stale" air that remains in your lungs, but if you chest breath (as you naturally do when physically exerting yourself) you take deeper breaths and clear your lungs of stale air better.


good job "moves like jagger" you just might be "the one".

[juji]

The Unabomber

[plusle riot]

98% of these costumes are terribad
this one would only work with an accompanying zombie cobain

[timmy]

better call

[plusle riot]

thug life nigga

[plusle riot]

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