start giving me green rep....

[dcent]

I think I contribute to the rudy colander society positively and I am hurt that you sons of bitches dont appreciate the effort I put into every single post I make.

fuck you all in the face, start green repping me right now or I am leaving this piece of shit forum forever.

[steveyos]

I don't even know how to rep and I don't want to know because I have a life

[dcent]

I am going to learn how to rep, and then I will get vengance on everyone who smitted me.

mark my words..... I will columbine the fuck out of these red repping cock suckers.

[blumpkin blownuts]

learn to cherish being able to give gray rep

[xoxo]

please don;t go

you are literally one of my favorite people

I mean look at your posts

and then look at someone like maks' posts

you're like this....

and maks is like this....

[xoxo]

^ haha

look at maks

[steveyos]

he should wash his face some time

[dcent]

wellllll.......

i gotta say, your interpretation of the size of my genitalia is basically spot on.

I am literally exactly that size..... approximately 2 foot in diameter and about 20 feet in length.

but it is more of a curse then anything.


I mean, I need to employ an intricate system of pullys and out board motors inorder to simply shoot out a couple porn puddles in the sink while I stare directly into the mirror, never breaking gaze with my reflection.

[steveyos]

never breaking my male gaze

[steveyos]

Spath.

[steveyos]

lol he got a acorn on his head stupid

ok dcent nb, nb...

pulleys and outboard motors made me chuckle

[xoxo]

ok dcent nb, nb...

pulleys and outboard motors made me chuckle

bullshit

you're just giggling about his huge penis like I am

im actually giggling at my own dick

[xoxo]

im actually giggling at my own dick

*giggles*