the girl at rite aid today was so hot she restored what cag killed in me

[steveyos]

idk wtf she was but it was amazing

[Lexi Persimmons]

mak's says your at the developmental stage of a thirteen year old. is this true?

[urkles girlfriend]

Lmao stevie

[steveyos]

gimmick aside this girl was redic, but I need to wait until I can parkour and find a girl that's already parkouring not waste my time on some girl who isn't about parkour she didn't seem like she parkouerd but oh wow she was amazing looking idk if she was egypt or iraq or indian or none of those maybe kazakstan idk man but I got a rite aid card so I could stare at her fucking face for a bit longer because wow

[urkles girlfriend]

Parkour what does that mean

[cag]

Parkour what does that mean

means he will die alone and lonely is his van (which he cant afford the gas for)

[urkles girlfriend]

The country side is so much better

[steveyos]

whenever I find The One I'm gonna fuck them so hard that our atoms are gonna slightly separate ou rentire bodies and we'll feel like we're becoming mist or something and after 5 hours we will ascend but not the alien bullshit the fjs bullshit and we have really amazing fjs custom anime armor float onto our bodies piece by piece and then we fight crime (we assassinate obama)

[steveyos]

obama's great great great great great x999999999999 grandson it's gonna take me that long to find someone

[urkles girlfriend]

Wtf does parkour mean u asshole. Stop playing games

[juji]

Wtf does parkour mean u asshole. Stop playing games

Why dont you google this if you are curious?


Parkour is urban manuever where you run, climb and jump over the obstacles in the city

its french spiderman gymnastics

imagine stevey trying out for an acting role as captain america, cant even fit in the suit

[Pirate Steve]

imagine stevey trying out for an acting role as captain america, cant even fit in the suit

Captain Merica

[steveyos]

parkour is something you can't do

You can not even raise basic livestock. i can raise chickens, and other birds, as well as goats and pigs. idk much about cows sorry being honest.

no shit sherlock but i admit it

[urkles girlfriend]

I dont understand why anyone would want to run and jump over obstacles in the city. Why anyone would want to be anywhere near a city in the first place is beyond me. Too much traffic, hobos, bullshit one way streets, trash and white people's graffiti, urine stained walls... never been in a city that Ive liked.

[Wendy <3]

I can't understand why jon climbs on top of you

[steveyos]

I can't understand why jon climbs on top of you

[urkles girlfriend]

I asked him the other day what he thought about having sex with an actual retard and he said he didnt think about it.

[steveyos]

I asked him the other day what he thought about having sex with an actual retard and he said he didnt think about it.

golden post

[UPGRAYEDD]

I asked him the other day what he thought about having sex with an actual retard and he said he didnt think about it.

Is this your way of coming out to him as retarded?

he doesnt think about it, he just does it

but this thread does actually prove stevey is mentally 13, he's finally starting to notice beautiful women around him

[steveyos]

still lol'ing cag

[steveyos]

cag did you purposely set yourself up keep this train a rollin

[Poopalew]

cag did you purposely set yourself up keep this train a rollin

But Jacob did this purposely to give Ephraim the superior blessing.

[urkles girlfriend]

Dont know wtf YOUR talking about vanfag

[Wendy <3]

Hey