so i just woke up

[abercrombie]

went and grabbed some lunch with my friend (sushi, super yummy!) and then got a spray tan. Now i'm sitting here wondering if my tan will kick in or not...i got the clear coat instead of the bronzer (i heard the bronzer gets all over your clothes- yuck!). what are you up to?

do you know when margaret cho's doing her next show in LA?

so i just grew up :/

so i just grew up :/

not really

[Wendy <3]

went and grabbed some lunch with my friend (sushi, super yummy!) and then got a spray tan. Now i'm sitting here wondering if my tan will kick in or not...i got the clear coat instead of the bronzer (i heard the bronzer gets all over your clothes- yuck!). what are you up to?

I thought you were a black person...

close enough

[A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour]

went and grabbed some lunch with my friend (sushi, super yummy!) and then got a spray tan. Now i'm sitting here wondering if my tan will kick in or not...i got the clear coat instead of the bronzer (i heard the bronzer gets all over your clothes- yuck!). what are you up to?

yeah bronzer gets all over your clothes, but it washes right off so idk

[abercrombie]

yeah bronzer gets all over your clothes, but it washes right off so idk

i mean, i kinda like the clear. i'm super dark now which is great.

Iu got a spray tan once and looked like fergie for a week

You're Mexican why get a spray tan....

[abercrombie]

You're Mexican why get a spray tan....

tell shellie i said hi! she seems like a super lovely girl. congratulations :)

tell shellie i said hi! she seems like a super lovely girl. congratulations :)

lmao

Also maks people get fake tans so they look even and don't end up with super sweet farmers tans like you probably have every summer

[maks]

why do people get spray tans when the sun is a thing that exists

[steveyos]

why do people get spray tans when the sun is a thing that exists

because, they're stupid, it's the same thing as all the other dumb shit people do dumb people do dumb things like get fake tans and use apple products

[steveyos]

I'm officially gay thanks to females I hate fake tans I hate makeup I hate body shape changing clothing, I fucking hate girls, wish you didn't ever wake up amber like even ronda rousey with the fucking makeup and clothes like is thee even ONE girl out there that I wouldn't end up punching in the throat like for real

I'm officially gay thanks to females I hate fake tans I hate makeup I hate body shape changing clothing, I fucking hate girls, wish you didn't ever wake up amber like even ronda rousey with the fucking makeup and clothes like is thee even ONE girl out there that I wouldn't end up punching in the throat like for real

no you are not capable of interpersonal relationships. you're not gay. you fall for any girl who gives you the time of day and then feel bad when they laugh in your face for being a loser.

[Wendy <3]

The one who took pics of herself with jizz on her face and dook on her tongue

[abercrombie]

The one who took pics of herself with jizz on her face and dook on her tongue

[A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour]

why do people get spray tans when the sun is a thing that exists

spray tan is pretty cheap and it doesn't take 4-5 hours + the risk of getting burnt. Same compared to conventional tanning. You have to go for like 3-4 10-15 min sessions to get a tan similar to a spray tan in a tanning booth.

[maks]

spray tan is pretty cheap and it doesn't take 4-5 hours + the risk of getting burnt. Same compared to conventional tanning. You have to go for like 3-4 10-15 min sessions to get a tan similar to a spray tan in a tanning booth.

I've never had to intentionally get a tan because I spend summers outdoors, and nobody really expects you to have a tan in the winter. I guess I don't see what the big deal is with being brown.

[Wendy <3]

Is abercomble the one who did sex to cberry

[Poopalew]

Is abercomble the one who did sex to cberry

This is what the king says Do not let Heze kiah deceive you for he is not able to rescue you out of my hand.

people are convinced it makes you more beautiful

that said noone is going to be more tanned then me come summer

[maks]

and if you're in the woods you don't get burned

[maks]

the beach is for chumps

i can understand tanning beds, although thats also pretty stupid, but spray tans are honestly the dumbest thing

[maks]

the best way to get a tan is to get one as a side effect of hiking for hours and hours

[abercrombie]

also FYI, guys: my tan is super awesome. I love it :)