going to go get a chicken pie

[Lisa Claus]

I'll try and find one that hasn't been raped by Tim... will take a pic of his cock with me to check the pies don;t have a Tim cock shaped dirty big hole in them

[always stevey]

You're actually venturing outside? Good job!

[Lisa Claus]

You're actually venturing outside? Good job!

Not without a pic of Tim's cock though

i dont think the hole left by tims dick would be "big"

[always stevey]

Tims cock would run away from Lisa.

[Lisa Claus]

Tim's cock fears none

[always stevey]

Fuck you and your stinky chicken cunt

[Lisa Claus]

no thanks bush-pig

told you before

I'm discerning

[always stevey]

I don't want to fuck you, I want to rape you with a mop handle.

[the president of sex]

I don't want to fuck you, I want to rape you with a mop handle.

[Lisa Claus]

just

no

I don't like bush-pig slurries who try to fuck everything that ever posted in the same topic as it before

[always stevey]

I don't like you either, doesn't mean I shouldn't rape you with a mop handle does it?
:)

[Lisa Claus]

When someone says thereain't no flies on me they mean they are always on the go always busy flies will not land on something that's continuously moving.
timhman
I am not sure about the rest of the world, but in Australia this saying is often used when someone (especially a child) is prone to speaking their mind in a humorous or ill-timed way, or saying things out loud in an "adult" manner. An example might be if you are at a BBQ and your five year old son or daughter exclaims loudly "Wow, you should have seen the size of the rat dad chased out of the BBQ before you all arrived!!" Another example might be if a young boy was to say to an adult mechanic "My dad's car has got an inline-4 engine with dual overhead camshaft and a continuously variable transmission." The saying "There are no flies on him/her" would apply to these situations.
The saying is also used for adults who are prone to expressing an honest opinion, often in a lighthearted or humorously pragmatic way, even if it may offend or embarrass the sensibilities of those who overhear them. An example may be where a TV host is interviewing a renowned author and he asks the question "Who do you regard as the person who most inspired you to write and to whom you owe your greatest debt of gratitude?" to which the author replies with a chuckle, "Jack Daniels!"
The saying "there ain't no flies on him" could be applied here to describe this person's manner. The person may also be aware of his/her own manner and say "There are no flies on me!".

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_is_th...no_flies_on_me

[blumpkin blownuts]

When someone says thereain't no flies on me they mean they are always on the go always busy flies will not land on something that's continuously moving.
timhman
I am not sure about the rest of the world, but in Australia this saying is often used when someone (especially a child) is prone to speaking their mind in a humorous or ill-timed way, or saying things out loud in an "adult" manner. An example might be if you are at a BBQ and your five year old son or daughter exclaims loudly "Wow, you should have seen the size of the rat dad chased out of the BBQ before you all arrived!!" Another example might be if a young boy was to say to an adult mechanic "My dad's car has got an inline-4 engine with dual overhead camshaft and a continuously variable transmission." The saying "There are no flies on him/her" would apply to these situations.
The saying is also used for adults who are prone to expressing an honest opinion, often in a lighthearted or humorously pragmatic way, even if it may offend or embarrass the sensibilities of those who overhear them. An example may be where a TV host is interviewing a renowned author and he asks the question "Who do you regard as the person who most inspired you to write and to whom you owe your greatest debt of gratitude?" to which the author replies with a chuckle, "Jack Daniels!"
The saying "there ain't no flies on him" could be applied here to describe this person's manner. The person may also be aware of his/her own manner and say "There are no flies on me!".

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_is_th...no_flies_on_me

that makes no sense, why would a vagina with such a fast life as yours be literally covered in flies and fly larvae?

[always stevey]

I could cut off your arms and legs and hang you up in the closet and you could be the stumpy sextoy of my e-boyfriend.

[Lisa Claus]

um no

fuck off desperate slurry

[always stevey]

A slurry of horseshit to dump you in after you starve to death in the stumpy sex-toy
closet. We'll tell our grandkids that we used to keep an old, legless whore in there.

[Autistic Spectrum]

A slurry of horseshit to dump you in after you starve to death in the stumpy sex-toy
closet. We'll tell our grandkids that we used to keep an old, legless whore in there.

[Lisa Claus]

wow

you're a gross retard

fuck off and get a life thanks

[always stevey]

We could take a knife, shove it into your pussy and make you shit out your cunt. lmao

[always stevey]

Hi Juji. <3

[Lisa Claus]

so try-hard

[always stevey]

so hard right now

[Lisa Claus]

bush-pig slag always got her nose up my ass trying to sniff out my sloppy seconds

[always stevey]

bush-pig slag always got her nose up my ass trying to sniff out my sloppy seconds

No one needs to put their nose in your ass to smell your musty sloppy seconds when the stench can fill an entire room

[Lisa Claus]

riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight

[always stevey]

That's right. :) You're were literally propped up on a cross and everyone took turns nailing you in like one of you many infamous motel gang bangs.

[Lisa Claus]

um yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah

*YAWN*

[always stevey]

I don't know about you, but I had a great time tonight. I was well pleased.

[Lisa Claus]

*YAWN*

you need to get a life bush-pig

try cracking onto every single guy in the forum again and see if you can get a forum boyfriend yet

*puke*