i'm actually in love for the first time since 2003

[blumpkin blownuts]

real fuckin love, i had accepted that i would probably never feel this way again but 10 years is not a long wait, considering... well you know

[blumpkin blownuts]

i hope everyone here someday feels like this if they don't already

lol just kidding man live it up

your in love with the idea of being in love

[sex with dead people]

real fuckin love, i had accepted that i would probably never feel this way again but 10 years is not a long wait, considering... well you know

What's his name?

[juji]

What's his name?

John Carson

[the president of sex]

What's his name?

jack venooker

[blumpkin blownuts]

i give it four months tops but better to love and lose than not love at all

[maks]

i give it four months tops but better to love and lose than not love at all

I disagree, I was doing fine just dipping my wick for a while who needs to bring emotion into it

[blumpkin blownuts]

[always stevey]

So ends our beautiful internet relationship. You are not worthy of my tears.

[boobz]

was ramen 2003? shit time flies

[blumpkin blownuts]

nice compassion jerkoffs

[always stevey]

Bob has replaced me like Pete did to Lisa. I feel so ashamed.

[steveyos]

I found an amazing source for comedy http://7chan.org/be/

[Desolation]

That's great man, enjoy every moment of it.

im headed to fjs

[blumpkin blownuts]

There's a good chance I could break 4 months actually. We just had the "pace talk" earlier because last night we were fooling around pretty heavily and had to keep stopping each other though it was clear to both of us we would've liked to have fucked. I really want a relationship rather than just sex, in fact I just don't usually enjoy sex if the emotional foundation isn't there, and fortunately she feels the same so this really has potential now to go somewhere great because we've both made the mistake in the past of jumping in the sack too early and it just spoils the relationship and before long there's no sex nor relationship.

i mean you think jennifer lawrence wants to take it slow look at that slut shes fucking amazing if i had the oppurtunity i wouldnt give her the chance to say take it slow id rail straight into her spleen non stop for 3 minutes

FUCK THE PLAYBOOK LETS JUST DO THIS!

yeah shes my new celebricrush

[rubycalaber]

yeah shes my new celebricrush

the scientific term is a waifu

[rubycalaber]

arts and crafts projects with my semen

i hope lisa likes me for real this time i cant wait i think were finally gonna tinychat and ill get to see her pecks and then maybe ill save all of my allowance and shell fly over here for real and well fall in love and talk about m0nde and stomple over dinner at mcdonalds and sneak in some sutter home wine and watch adam sandler movies togetehr

lifes good man

[rubycalaber]

just saw a pic of jenifer lawrences nips

[blumpkin blownuts]

nah we're gonna fool around again tonight, i pick her up in 3 hours

yeah you need to quit being so beta and fuck however much shit out of her you can with a 4 inch dick. if theres one thing ive learned its that when girls say no they mean yes, "i want to take things slow" really means: i wish an actual man would come in the room and fuck me into a coma with his sweaty tan abs tarzan hair and throbbing elephant cock like my dream the other night. all girls love tarzan hair.

[Desolation]

goddamn your sig garf

[blumpkin blownuts]

i can't run from being high-class