The Teknorat & Ruby Show! Episode 4! The Gay Episode!

[rubycalaber]

Episode 04 - The Gay Episode
^ click for the gayest shit you'll ever hear

in our worst episode yet we discuss how teknorat wants to dress up as a girl with me and cuddle in bed, me sleeping with my dad, the first thing I ever did on a message board, the first time I ever interacted with desolation, ways to be edgy for the podcast such as live self harm, live child abuse and live animal cruelty

and get into some deep introspective psychoanalysis when we examine our relationship, sexualities, if we'll ever get sick of each other and what would happen if teknorat had a babby but we realize that all our audience wants to hear about is posters so we discuss barry, elezzzark, camoron, eaglebird and roflbrothel and explain why stompleb, steveyos, dp (drunkpuppies, drunk puppies, brian, happy now you namesearching fagogt?), bob and dustin are not allowed on the podcast and keep our invitation to lisa to be on our podcast open

also Teknorat is currently on holiday in South Korea with the third wheel of our relationship his wife (rare gif of teknorat, me and his wife having a threesome)

so in case North Korea aka Best Korea launches a nuclear attack and South Korea is destroyed like they already did to america

these were his last words to me that will forever memorialize him:

teknorat4u 7:20 pm
in case I die
and this is the last time I ever talk to you
I love you and I want your cock in all my holes

or maybe its a good thing hes out of australia atm since international terrorist organization The Legendary Funny Jokes Squad Crew™


safe journeys m8! p.s. don't forget to check out and bookmark our official website at teknoratandruby.com for all your hilarious (I spelt it hilarous in the last thread lmao quality thread making) podcasting needs!

yeah i just lsitened to the whole thing, keep it up dude these are really funny

[Genital Doli]

yeah i just lsitened to the whole thing, keep it up dude these are really funny

lol

[Autistic Spectrum]

just trascribe the part you talk about me in cause honestly listening to in tiny chat for 8 hours today,welp, that's enough for any man,

[Lisa Claus]

well this one is working

[rubycalaber]

well this one is working

try the last one again http://content.teknoratandruby.com/episode03.mp3 it is worth the listen since women love learning gossip about each other

[Lisa Claus]

try the last one again http://content.teknoratandruby.com/episode03.mp3 it is worth the listen since women love learning gossip about each other

yeah it didn;t work for me last time past 5 mins

I'll give it a go after this one, listening to you tease Tim

[Cody]

we need someone with an american accnt as has been mentioned beofore i cant understand half what you say but im also playing a game and watching zombie nation

im pretty sure id have an easier time undwerstanding ruby and tekonrat over your southern hickspeak cody lmao

[Cody]

im pretty sure id have an easier time undwerstanding ruby and tekonrat over your southern hickspeak cody lmao

i talk like i type except i yell a lot

[Lisa Claus]

it's not ok to fuck your sister

just so you know

[rubycalaber]

it's not ok to fuck your sister

just so you know

if we're both consenting and of age and use protection why not?

[Cody]

if we're both consenting and of age and use protection why not?

dont listen to her ruby family love is best love trust me

[rubycalaber]

my sisters is 2 years older than me btw I am not a pedo

[Lisa Claus]

my sisters is 2 years older than me btw I am not a pedo

yeah ok

but it's not right if she did something

says who

[rubycalaber]

a family that sleeps together stays together

[Cody]

a family that sleeps together stays together

tried and true

[Lisa Claus]

ruby

teknorat is fucking in love with you

homosexual like, romantically

[Lisa Claus]

wtf

"IT'S PODCAST TIME BITCH!"

pffft lol

[Lisa Claus]

ok well I think there is a couple of reasons I wouldn;t do the podcast

the first is I don't really like teknorat, think he's a bit of fuckhead

and second I don't think it will be very funny, I think it would much more more boring than you imagine it would be

[Lisa Claus]

but I've thought about it

I've nearly thought I'd do it sometimes

I'll eat my noodles and think about it

I'll plot something, maybe I can abuse you, call you bush-pigs or something hardcore

and the pulse riot one looks like it will work this time

so I'll listen to that after my noodles

[Lisa Claus]

also I read something once that women are meant to have an innate repulsion to incest and that is meant to be to prevent inbreeding

but it just said women have that innate repulsion to it and I don't think that can apply to ALL women because I keep hearing stories about big sisters fucking their little brothers

I knew this guy for years and his sister fucked him when he was 15 and she was 17

but I thought that was really fucked up, I thought she needed her head stoved in, like I don;t care if you have a repulsion to that or not, you just shouldn;t fucking do that to your little brother, especially at that age, like seriously what a stupid nasty piece of shit bitch

and I blamed her rather than the guy because 1. she was older than him and 2. she was the one who crawled into his bed and did it

he didn;t seem to care that much but I thought it was really fucked up

[Cody]

sounds like there wont be fighting over inheritance money in that family

[0mon Ra]

this one was really gay compared to the other 3. still funny though.