The Room Commentary by Ruby, Camoron & Cag - Lisa and Plug Drugs Special Edition

[rubycalaber]

http://rubycalaber.com/podcast/TheRoomCommentary.mp3

after a hard days work breaking my legs in DayZ with alcoholic forum couple Cam and Cag we decided to watch one of the best movies ever made The Room together, this time it being my turn to be the awkward third wheel (just kidding I am always charismatic and funny), and record it, which is an idea I literally came up with to do with teknorat, and I literally refused to record a new podcast with tek to do this instead lmao, so download the mp3 and press play with cameron gives you the countdown to enjoy experiencing this amazing movie, which you can watch here http://viooz.co/movies/6094-the-room-2003.html, as if three of your favorite posters were right there in the room with you sharing our Over The Top Banter™, but also be ready to pause your video and start again when we do since cag was so drunk and high on cocaine she kept accidentally skipping her video behind



this commentary was so well timed, because this movie is literally about an ugly retarded loser doormat who falls in love with a histrionic woman called lisa who cheats on him and all his friends betray to him, sound familiar? yep, it's a documentary on plug drugs downfall

which is happening right now, and even predicts how it will definitely end (hint: what plug drugs keeps saying he's going to do to himself ) so for once one of my shitty threads is actually relevant, since this commentary is one big lisa and plug drugs joke, funny, right? but they aren't the only posters mentioned! we discuss marks, stomple, m0nde, dp, barry, deso, elz, gush, iwascruel and many more throughout, are you a-list enough to get a namedrop too? only one way to find out! ask stomple because he's the only one pathetic enough to actuall-I mean listen to it yourself!

[Autistic Spectrum]

why are you guys talking about me, when i'm not there, that's very rude,

[Autistic Spectrum]

edit all the parts where you talk about me into one mp3, and i might get around to listening to it,

[Genital Doli]

why is cag so much louder in skype

[macpro]

I knew Cag went for the negros.

[Autistic Spectrum]

could not hit close quick enough

[Autistic Spectrum]

ugh i clicked it, cag's a drunken whore, who can't work a computer, god dammit

[Genital Doli]

jesus christ

[Genital Doli]

its so weird, its like a brand new world, cag cusrsing liek a sailor, talking at a level u can actualy understand her

[Autistic Spectrum]

ya i understood her, and i hated her even more, it's like god is watching over tinychat, making it so you can't hear her, because she's a terrible person

[Genital Doli]

am i mentioned in this

[macpro]

drinks Old English.

[Autistic Spectrum]

you can upload the mp3 to youtube and have it transcribe it automatically then you can crtl f yourself but since ruby has such a terrible accent and cag just slurs and swears it prob will not work too well and i don't know if it will translate cameron kissing cag's finely toned stripper ass, either,

[always stevey]

idc lol

[Genital Doli]

[guy opens door in movie]
Ruby: OH HOLY SHIT THE DOOR JUST OPENED
Cag; Omg!!! The door. Opeend. And deso trolled me haha!
Camoron: Haha, Cag, what did you just say? What are you typing? Cag, cag, Ca

[Genital Doli]

actual audio transcription, ill be doign this, if they talk about u, then u better read all the zany things cag has got to say

they talk about lisa for 12 hrs, and how garfield has the hots for lisa apparently,
cag: i dont really think garfield is hot though i think
ruby: hes a cutie pie, he looks like neil harris or whatever
cag: but neil patrick harris is gay
ruby: yeah but, he also looks like a gay twink, he looks like a twink who would be hot in gay porn but hes straight apparently
cag: well the thing about garfield is i would, he is just, well i dont know, hes not manly
ruby: well so some women like cuz theyre closet pedophiles and want to molest little kids so they just date effeminate men
cag: i dont know i guess thats why he dates fat girls i dont know, thats what i heard i heard from tim i heard tim say it
ruby: its true
camoron: its a running joke
cag: omg shes like 200 pounds and rootbeer is like oh no shes normal,
ruby: well rootbeer would say that because hes american and normalizes obesity
cag: rootbeer is like fucking 800 pounds i hate rootbeer ive always hated him ive never liked that guy
camoron: you changed, you fucking said you liked that guy youre so fucking full of shit [while salivating]
cag: i think i was drunk tee-hee!
camoron: youre drunk right now youre always drunk
cag: i know i always say i like something but i hate them the next day
camoron: Cag please sex to me [editors note; this is just speculation, I "read between hte lines" of the akwward silence that followed]

[juji]

actual audio transcription, ill be doign this, if they talk about u, then u better read all the zany things cag has got to say

they talk about lisa for 12 hrs, and how garfield has the hots for lisa apparently,
cag: i dont really think garfield is hot though i think
ruby: hes a cutie pie, he looks like neil harris or whatever
cag: but neil patrick harris is gay
ruby: yeah but, he also looks like a gay twink, he looks like a twink who would be hot in gay porn but hes straight apparently
cag: well the thing about garfield is i would, he is just, well i dont know, hes not manly
ruby: well so some women like cuz theyre closet pedophiles and want to molest little kids so they just date effeminate men
cag: i dont know i guess thats why he dates fat girls i dont know, thats what i heard i heard from tim i heard tim say it
ruby: its true
camoron: its a running joke
cag: omg shes like 200 pounds and rootbeer is like oh no shes normal,
ruby: well rootbeer would say that because hes american and normalizes obesity
cag: rootbeer is like fucking 800 pounds i hate rootbeer ive always hated him ive never liked that guy
camoron: you changed, you fucking said you liked that guy youre so fucking full of shit [while salivating]
cag: i think i was drunk tee-hee!
camoron: youre drunk right now youre always drunk
cag: i know i always say i like something but i hate them the next day
camoron: Cag please sex to me [editors note; this is just speculation, I "read between hte lines" of the akwward silence that followed]

merci!

[BatteriWyfe]

actual audio transcription, ill be doign this, if they talk about u, then u better read all the zany things cag has got to say

they talk about lisa for 12 hrs, and how garfield has the hots for lisa apparently,
cag: i dont really think garfield is hot though i think
ruby: hes a cutie pie, he looks like neil harris or whatever
cag: but neil patrick harris is gay
ruby: yeah but, he also looks like a gay twink, he looks like a twink who would be hot in gay porn but hes straight apparently
cag: well the thing about garfield is i would, he is just, well i dont know, hes not manly
ruby: well so some women like cuz theyre closet pedophiles and want to molest little kids so they just date effeminate men
cag: i dont know i guess thats why he dates fat girls i dont know, thats what i heard i heard from tim i heard tim say it
ruby: its true
camoron: its a running joke
cag: omg shes like 200 pounds and rootbeer is like oh no shes normal,
ruby: well rootbeer would say that because hes american and normalizes obesity
cag: rootbeer is like fucking 800 pounds i hate rootbeer ive always hated him ive never liked that guy
camoron: you changed, you fucking said you liked that guy youre so fucking full of shit [while salivating]
cag: i think i was drunk tee-hee!
camoron: youre drunk right now youre always drunk
cag: i know i always say i like something but i hate them the next day
camoron: Cag please sex to me [editors note; this is just speculation, I "read between hte lines" of the akwward silence that followed]

cag isn't even hot



she is an average looking half-wit of a greasy shovel faced scag who is jealously obsessed with other women.

Ramen for me thanks

you leftovers can sit there with the greasy loser cag and discuss me for 12 hours all you like.

I've got cool girls, cool nice actually hot girls who lick butt and pretty sexy boys.

You've got... well.... this.

[Genital Doli]

[guy opens door in movie]
Ruby: OH HOLY SHIT THE DOOR JUST OPENED
Cag; Omg!!! The door. Opeend. And deso trolled me haha!
Camoron: Haha, Cag, what did you just say? What are you typing? Cag, cag, Ca

lol

[Genital Doli]

this is mst3k level shit

[always stevey]

i'm having a panic attack

[juji]

Good repair, I like this thread

this is the best podcast youve ever done by far

[Autistic Spectrum]

ya i will never know if that's true or not because there's no way in fuck i will ever listen to it

[Autistic Spectrum]

this is also no a podcast even by the loose definition of the word podcast, this a gentle 7 foot giant who grows everday and who def has a vampire gf irl, a drunken midget coke whore, and an actual autistic retard watching a movie,

doli next tiny chat remeind me to record the tinychat into an mp3 and then post it and call it a podcast,

[jon]

doli next tiny chat remeind me to record the tinychat into an mp3 and then post it and call it a podcast,

that's actually pretty funny

I want to make a podcast that is a commentary on this podcast

[Genital Doli]

I want to make a podcast that is a commentary on this podcast

im unironically down

yeh bro lets do this

[Genital Doli]

camoron: dude is plug drugs for real right now, is this like a self parody what the fuck [ed: while literally doing the exact same thing to cag for the last 2-3 months]
ruby: no he is, he is i thought he was no its real
camoron: this is like poe's law territory i cant even tell anymore
ruby: this is real life
camoron: cag why does your shit always get so far behind
ruby: she has to skip back to listen to audio she missed, this video is so good
cag: i dont know i push buttons [ed: lol]