I'm so bored and Sherman won't quit begging me for sex

[steveyos YOLO]

Thanks rooty for helping me keep my hopes alive for meeting some ugly forum skank to meet irl and fuck

Sherman this time last year you were a virgin

How many relationships have you had? What was the longest?

You are pretty fucking far from being an expert on relationships

Every single partner Lisa has had cheated on her, including myself, so you all can draw your own conclusions about what it's like to be with Lisa.

[Lisa]

Every single partner Lisa has had cheated on her, including myself, so you all can draw your own conclusions about what it's like to be with Lisa.

No they haven't.

And if that is what you think happened nice imagination, whatever you have to tell yourself

[Lisa]

Meanwhile what I said is actually true

does talking to girls on the internet count as cheating