Lisa, Dear Lisa

[urkles girlfriend]

Frankly I've had enough of those guys, I hope they stay here and leave Lisa alone

you tell those no good cyberbullies wtf is up!!

[maks]

I think it's obvious she's made a nest at our place and won't come back to you guys. But with the kind of history you guys share with her it would be rude to not at least come by and let her know you haven't forgot about her. That would be a tragedy.

ok you can leave now

[StayPoasted]

Dick is a good guy, Rich. Tuck. is also a decent fellow.
A real homoerotic friendship I can see forming.

[urkles girlfriend]

toddle pop jolly good.

[StayPoasted]

A spoonful of sugar?

[Richard Tucker]

ok you can leave now

We don't want to. This place is nice and has 100% less Lisa.

[StayPoasted]

We don't want to. This place is nice and has 100% less Lisa.

It's depressing...

[Raw Ketchup]

Frankly I've had enough of those guys, I hope they stay here and leave Lisa alone

She's a great poster and gorgeous too!

[urkles girlfriend]

She's a great poster and gorgeous too!

[urkles girlfriend]

I have always secretly wanted to mash my face into lisa's pussy and get a stanky brown smear on the bridge of my nose

[StayPoasted]

You really should join THAT OTHER place, everyone tries to spit game at her.

[SMEvaK]

Save some brown smear for the rest of us!

[Raw Ketchup]

Save some brown smear for the rest of us!

They are threatened by her intellect and because she's a strong woman.

[Richard Tucker]

So the guy that fucked her that she said had a swamp baby...is this the same guy who she told us flew out to Australia, then begged her to come back to the states and bought her an apartment? She said he begged and begged for her to come here but...I'm finding something different.

Could you elaborate?

[StayPoasted]

I'm jealous of that guy... I want to be able to score such high grade cunt.

[urkles girlfriend]

So the guy that fucked her that she said had a swamp baby...is this the same guy who she told us flew out to Australia, then begged her to come back to the states and bought her an apartment? She said he begged and begged for her to come here but...I'm finding something different.

Could you elaborate?

He was a virgin nerd, he was fat, arrogant, and incredibly dumb to fly over there. He bought her an ipad, diamonds, a muffler for her car, and wouldn't leave for a few months. Imagine having a fat sweaty freak move into your home continually try to fuck you all the time, buy you a bunch of crap, and expect sex for it.

[urkles girlfriend]

she finally had to kick him out.

[SMEvaK]

He was a virgin nerd, he was fat, arrogant, and incredibly dumb to fly over there. He bought her an ipad, diamonds, a muffler for her car, and wouldn't leave for a few months. Imagine having a fat sweaty freak move into your home continually try to fuck you all the time, buy you a bunch of crap, and expect sex for it.

Isn't that called marriage?

[StayPoasted]

I guess if he's buying me a muffler he's gonna get some of this ass.

[Richard Tucker]

He was a virgin nerd, he was fat, arrogant, and incredibly dumb to fly over there. He bought her an ipad, diamonds, a muffler for her car, and wouldn't leave for a few months. Imagine having a fat sweaty freak move into your home continually try to fuck you all the time, buy you a bunch of crap, and expect sex for it.

Well...did she put out?

[Richard Tucker]

I think I know the answer, but humor me, please.

[urkles girlfriend]

Well...did she put out?

She tried very hard to, who wouldn't like getting free shit?

[StayPoasted]

I can personally verify, I have never turned down a free anything.
Especially beatings and meth usage.

[Richard Tucker]

Did those calls you posted have anything to do with that meat-up? Someone said that guy was phone cucked.

[urkles girlfriend]

no one can tame lisa's wild heart

[SMEvaK]

Sadly, i believe you.

[Richard Tucker]

no one can tame lisa's wild heart

That won't stop us from trying. I think she'll swoon when she sees how much effort we made to find some old friends and try to get to know her better. Chicks like that sort of stuff. It shows we care.

[Big Poppa Pump]

If Lisa comes back here I'm coming with her. She's the best thing to happen to SM in years.

Hell yeah.

Hai guize!

[BigBoss]

Drats! You found us and our secret lair of inflatable bath tubs.

Fuck. Goddamn, you dropped the ball on that one.

[urkles girlfriend]

who on your forum is posting icp lyrics?