jon wont let me in the bathroom while he poops

[urkles girlfriend]

I guess its not true love after all

[A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour]

give him a blumpkin

.... i don't know why not.


... you have your tongue up there all the time.

[urkles girlfriend]

I dont know what a blumkin is

[A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour]

suck his dick while he shits

[A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour]

were u not cool in hs?

[urkles girlfriend]

I was a bully in school and i was mean to everyone. I stabbed a kid in the hand lol

[urkles girlfriend]

He told the teacher on me and she didn't send me to the office or anything, just gave me a demerit.

[A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour]

yikes!

[urkles girlfriend]

So no i wasnt cool, but nobody messed with me

[A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour]

lisa never went to high school (she was institutionalized)

[urkles girlfriend]

Paxil

... I wouldn't mess with someone with the name HOLZ.

I was a bully in school and i was mean to everyone. I stabbed a kid in the hand lol

I stabbed a big fat guy 5 times in class with a pen and didn't even get into trouble for it.

He had been giving me wedgies every morning when I went to hang my bag on the hook and one day in class he said something and I just snapped, clambered over all the tables and stabbed him 5 times with the pen and he was bleeding through his shirt and then I ran to the toilets and cried because I was feeling a bit emotional and someone came and found me and asked if I was ok.

The guy later kicked the shit out of me though. He was a fuckhead. That's why no-one cared when I stabbed him.

So no i wasnt cool, but nobody messed with me

I was the fucking boss.

[urkles girlfriend]

Funny, I used a pen to stab that kid. One of those green pens that looked like a syringe.

[urkles girlfriend]

The wound filled up with green ink.

[A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour]

I stabbed a big fat guy 5 times in class with a pen and didn't even get into trouble for it.

He had been giving me wedgies every morning when I went to hang my bag on the hook and one day in class he said something and I just snapped, clambered over all the tables and stabbed him 5 times with the pen and he was bleeding through his shirt and then I ran to the toilets and cried because I was feeling a bit emotional and someone came and found me and asked if I was ok.

The guy later kicked the shit out of me though. He was a fuckhead. That's why no-one cared when I stabbed him.

wow mental illness struck you from a young age.

The wound filled up with green ink.

My guy's wounds filled with blood, no ink

But because he wa so fucking fat it wasn't that bad, like because the pen just stabbed into his fat.

I always got away with everything

But like he had that comming, I had warned him so many times

[A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour]

I always got away with everything

yeah except when you molested a child as a teacher and lost your teachers license

[urkles girlfriend]

I didn't get emotional when I stabbed Jason. I was calm and collected.

I didn't get emotional when I stabbed Jason. I was calm and collected.

I never am calm and collected any of the times I've put a grown man in hospital, I've always been very upset about it and cried a lot afterwards

[A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour]

I never am calm and collected any of the times I've put a grown man in hospital, I've always been very upset about it and cried a lot afterwards

yeah because you're mentally ill

[A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour]

thats why you aren't allowed to workj

[Wendy <3]

He shouldn't let you in the house while he has sex either

[urkles girlfriend]

jazz, pls stop. your posts really hurt me today. :(

[Wendy <3]

[urkles girlfriend]

im going to fucking kill you.

[Wendy <3]

Should to get rid of your influences