cag vs the underachieving beta males

[urkles girlfriend]

I want something that will make me have nightmares or crazy dreams. I love em.

[Pirate Steve]

Try working for a living.

[urkles girlfriend]

Cooking and keeping the bosses place clean is a job. When we get a house, im gonna have a lot more work. I need decorating tips.

[steveyos]

Sometimes can pretend orgasm like auch auch auch oooooh

[steveyos]

I don't care what you think

[steveyos]

beta males have it good in their late 30's, the women who married assholes are all getting divorced and looking for a good guy to provide for her kids

[steveyos]

Usually beta males are attracted to alpha females because they like getting bossed around and trwated like a bitch lmao

right and we should respect that that's exactly how you want it to be with you and jon except switched I wish everyone here would realize that


now sure the rest of the story is hilarious two people who don't match in any way getting together who don't realize they're on the opposite side of the dumb scale that they think they're on and it's more entertaining than anything lisa's ever done because you and jon put yourselves so much above someone like lisa when you're exactly the same and omg we need jon posting here seriously

[steveyos]

they're going to have to get in line, I lean very feminist, I've got dibs on the strong women who can make decisions and consider themselves my equal

yeah really I want a girl who can parkour and drive really good and all that so when marco's predictions come true we're cruising past jon and cag while jon is actually leaving cag behind because he knows she's mentally as aware as a goldfish but still all the malnourishment he's caused himself being a retarded fag thinking he's supposed to cut naturallly occuring things from his body due to behing a huge huge huge retard slows him down so first cag's dead then the cloud of maurauding cannibals gets jon next and by then me and whoever I'm with are side by side hand in hand 50-50 grinding down a mountain whfere there's another cloud of maruding cannibals and we grin and at the bottom we jump and pick our boards up and spin super fast and we stay just above ground level and hover throuh the crowd in a straight line cutting all their heads off and also causing a small tornado then at the end I throw her up in the air cause she aint' gonna be abl eto throw me obv and she goes up to space then I jump up and throw her back towards them at over 9000 miles per millisecond and she starts spinning with both our boards and causes a whirl of plasma and lava and stuff to form around her from spinning so fast and going so fast and doesnt' even hit the earth all of that does and she just lands softly in it as it all compresses to the earth for a second then bounces a few feet up and just lands then I walk over from where the last cloud was but you didn't hear me so who knows how I did it did I crash into earth did I jus tland and fight htem all who knows the point is I"m holding cag's head and as i walk over to my lady friend she says "damn.... they left the worst part,,,...." and we laugh and laugh and she takes cag's head and throws it and it lands next to jon's the end

[steveyos]

When i did coke i would do about a 20 sacks worth in a night. Too much coke made me sick in my tummy.

and now you're with jon and you look literally more unhealthy than ever because you not only quit the drugs but you quit neccesarry foods reuqired to keep you alive lmfao ALPHA

[steveyos]

man looking at all these drug posts I"m so happy I"m me they tried to put me on that adderall shit and evne as a kid I refused I started smoking weed at 12 and will never do anything else I Don't evne like apisrins and it just feel sso damn good to be me and holy shit this forum I don't need motivation I Don't ever get depressed or anything but this forum still like gives me that washover warm feeling of like wow I"m gonna be okay even though I know I already am it's just like so confirming when I see that I"m not like you people and you're the 99% and I just love me is all seriously

20 bucks says marks ends up dating or becoming a vegan before he turns 45

[Pirate Steve]

Good thing about cag is you can pick her up and use her for a weapon of you're ever mugged.

actual picture of cag at 40

[maks]

man looking at all these drug posts I"m so happy I"m me they tried to put me on that adderall shit and evne as a kid I refused I started smoking weed at 12 and will never do anything else I Don't evne like apisrins and it just feel sso damn good to be me and holy shit this forum I don't need motivation I Don't ever get depressed or anything but this forum still like gives me that washover warm feeling of like wow I"m gonna be okay even though I know I already am it's just like so confirming when I see that I"m not like you people and you're the 99% and I just love me is all seriously

there's nothing wrong with drugs stevey, the recreational ones are about exploring yourself and seeing things in a different way, and shit like adderall can be valuable tools that enhance your life if done responsibly.

[urkles girlfriend]

Stevey smokes way too much weed and if hes still buying weed while living in his van, then you can bet that he will still be living in that van 20 years from now.

[juji]

Living in the past...

[stevеyos]

Good thing about cag is you can pick her up and use her for a weapon of you're ever mugged.

[stevеyos]

I haven't paid for weed in over ten years