maybe if stevey run's perk tv on all his tegra notes this winter from the van the heat from the dual core arm processers

[juji]

Jon creampied me on the day I met him in person for the first time. I was on birth control so no baby, not that i would ever want a whiney screaming baby that shits itself nd cries every 5 seconds.

Honestly, how the fuck did you clean creampie before you get baby?

Honestly, how the fuck did you clean creampie before you get baby?

Jon creampied me on the day I met him in person for the first time. I was on birth control so no baby, not that i would ever want a whiney screaming baby that shits itself nd cries every 5 seconds.

[urkles girlfriend]

I wouls accept camorons Michigan wine before the vase of nigger semen. Im literally starting to heave at the very thought of it tbh. And elz, u can rinse the outside of vagina with special vagina soap like summers eve or vagisil, but putting water and soap up the vagina is actually not good

[Autistic Spectrum]

can't wait till cag replaces her birth control with tic tacs tacs to trap jon

[urkles girlfriend]

already poked holes in my diaphragm. jon is sooo fucked lmao

[urkles girlfriend]

just kidding, i dont want a fucking invader in my uterus sucking up all my nutrients and making me fat. so not worth

[urkles girlfriend]

the cons of having children:

they ruin your body
they are annoying and loud
you won't get to relax, always have to take care of them
they shit themselves
they are a waste of money
they ruin your sex life
they eat crumbs off the ground.

[juji]

I wouls accept camorons Michigan wine before the vase of nigger semen. Im literally starting to heave at the very thought of it tbh. And elz, u can rinse the outside of vagina with special vagina soap like summers eve or vagisil, but putting water and soap up the vagina is actually not good

Actually I wanted to ask you which is birth control you used, pills or DIU?

[urkles girlfriend]

i was on pills, but i dont take them anymore. planning on getting the depro shot

[urkles girlfriend]

ive never had a dui

[juji]

i was on pills, but i dont take them anymore. planning on getting the depro shot

But i's not good for unexplained vaginal bleeding like you got blood clot and breast cancer, you look like skeleton, this medicine can cause bone loss

[juji]

Btw, if you say you wouldn't spend for pills, it seems you want depo shot because it's less expensive than pills, besides you want long-term sex

[urkles girlfriend]

Seasonique has 12 weeks of estrogen/progestin pills, followed by 7 days of low-estrogen pills -- which results in 4 light, short periods a year. It is similar to Seasonale but has 7 days of low-dose estrogen instead of placebo pills.

this one seems good tbh.. 4 light peroids a year. my last peroid i bled for 10 goddamn days

[urkles girlfriend]

hope i dont have vagina cancer or something

[juji]

Everytime I go to gym, I see women do squatting that showed me their nice asses while Im doing sit ups, it made me feel better and it's giving me endorphins a lot but it gave me sex drive, I don't know what I'm doing

[urkles girlfriend]

its called getting a boner i think

[juji]

its called getting a boner i think

It didn't happen until if she is completely naked and tries to seduce me.

[Wendy <3]

someone made this about a year ago and invited everyone, but i still haven't responded



oh, i just checked and of course it was elezzzark who created it

I made that group and gave him control over it

look you motherfuckers that wine was like 12 dollars okay

IT WAS DESSERT WINE IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE SWEET

nigger semen by any other name would smell so sweet

Everytime I go to gym, I see women do squatting that showed me their nice asses while Im doing sit ups, it made me feel better and it's giving me endorphins a lot but it gave me sex drive, I don't know what I'm doing

You need to rub your erection on their asses to complete your genetic goal