The Pros:
- I am unbiased and neutral on most forum disputes, I do not look down on lizards (so long as they are not obstructive) but also identify myself with the forum veterans
- I am here more often than clay or jon
- I have (limited) moderator experience
- I uphold "justice" before my own well-being

The Cons:
- does drugs
- probably won't be here in the event of a forum crisis