I am pathetic.

I am alone, sad, drenched in masturbatory sweat and I reek of shame and tears.

throw me a life preserver girl.

PM me pictures of your delicious ass (anus and vaginal cavity specifically)

you will save me from a life of lonelyness..... because even after you realize how pathetic I truly am, you will still own a special place in my heart......... because I will continue to agressively crysterbate (crying while masturbating) to the pics you send me of your delicious body.

or your moms.....

what evs.....