Quote Originally Posted by skrizach View Post
I'm a virgin because I spend my days out in the woods stop
I never have any interaction with other humans unless my supervisor calls me on the radio to tell me whats new in the forest stop
gonna be a virgin forever full stop
Agreed, and welcome to the thread *hands u a beer* Drink it down, bud, its gonna be a long ride. The closest I will ever come to sex is likely the time when I pressed the wrong button on my computer and it took me to the Princess Peach Lesbian Portn Site. A girl was next to me in the library and freaked out and called the police Lol. After jacking one off very quickly, I realized how close I had come to having sex. I got very lucky. Peace....