I woke up after 11am and made some posts

I had a cup of tea and a shitty joint that did not get me stoned

I then had a shower, put on a face and some undies and a shirt and then watched some prick jerk off on cam while I rubbed myself a little

then when he was done I went and fucked myself

and then I posted some more and then ate a hot dog, drank apple and strawberry juice, smoked more shitty j's that didn't get me stoned and posted some more

and then I deduced from camoron's idiocy that the jerk off had told everyone

and then I posted some more

and then I discussed the day's events with you