I was at the liquor store the other day and this dorky kid in a megadeth t-shirt who I guess worked there was trying to chat up this chick customer, she's like 19 and he's asking if she's been to ozzfest and if she knows that ozzy is the prince of darkness and he was the second prince of darkness and he asked her if she knew what 'no more tears' was about and when she said no he happily informed her that it's about a serial killer who just finished off his latest victim and went into an analysis of the lyrics to support his assessment. she predictably got right the fuck out of there, because there's nothing better to bring up when you're trying to get a date than FUCKING SERIAL KILLERS YOU STUPID BASTARD yes that will make her feel comfortable around you great job asshole
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