criagslist has gone to hell

[blumpkin blownuts]

someone managed to find my corpse which is the wort part, i awoke in ICU with a revolvr in my pants that fell out when the orderlies were putting me in a gown - granted i'd be pretty sick with myself if it had gone off and shot a person
$64,000 to resrrect me would if I was smart enough to hide I would've come back on my own, and with no medical bills or record