nah

I have a profile on a dating site that whenever I log in has hundreds of messages of interest

and I don't even have a pic up

so what I do is go through them, delete any that don't have a pic because there is so many messages that I don't have time for that shit, show me the goods or forget it

then I delete any guys that are ugly... that is where you would get deleted

then I go through and superficially start with the hottest guy

then I fuck them

and that's how a dating site works for me

mind you I haven't logged onto in months

my x met me at a bus stop in Sydney... it was like he emerged from the crowd, walked straight up to me and asked me if I wanted to go to his place for coffee or whatever I like

at first I said "no"

then he kept talking to me

then I looked him up and down, decided he was cute and said, "pot"

he said "no problem, I live a block away from here"

I went to his place, he gave me a massage and I fucked him

then he wanted to marry me