since it's christmas in australia...

nope

that's just not even a close let alone accurate description of me or how I live

sounding like a "westie"? LOL no such thing in Australia

I have the exact same accent as Tim and I've travelled right around Australia unlike Tim who has only ever lived in a room in his parent's house, never had a job and has frankly no education that is world class and recognised as such

loool, "world class and recognised as such"