oh I get tested every time I have unprotected sex

and I'm clean.. for some unfair reason I've gotten away with it all

but Tim, we've been through this

1. You live with your parents

2. Being funny or slightly nice to me 1% of the time and being a total nasty idiotic prick the other 99% of the time just doesn't cut it with me

I enjoyed watching you wank that one time but you'd need a more mature personality for anything of the sort to ever happen again let alone more

I've been around Tim, I like older men because they are past playing stupid little games and freaking out about sex