I don't drink

I'm a terrible drunk and already drank all my share and yours the many number of times I did drink in my life

In the past couple of years I do it once in a blue moon by accident or if I haven't picked up in ages and need to go out and do so... so in order not to just sit in a dark corner of the pub giving death stares when not avoiding eye contact I get sloshed and slutty and grab some poor bastard by the ear to have my way with him

it's never worth it though... I get laid, run away and then feel deathly ill for 2 days with a hangover so I don't even see myself doing that anymore

there was also a time in my life when I couldn't have sex with someone for the first time without getting drunk first but I have reached a point now where if they really want to and I really want to I can manage it

and I'm going to bed

I've posted enough for a week now