ob: hey man where did you serve?
vet: iraq, the first and second one, how about you,
ob:oh they would never let me in the army, but i know how you guys feel getting your limbs blown off, you see i cut off my own dick cause i want to be a lady
vet: MY BUDDIES DID NOT DIE FACE DOWN IN THE SAND SO FAGGOTS LIKE YOU COULD CUT OFF YOUR OWN DICKS