Plud Drug I chalenge your to a duel.

[timmy]

The only reason you're not is because nobody will give you a loan

banker: do you have any assets? and whats your income like
plugdrugs: i own an 87 blue bird valued at around 200 dollars, and i find quarters underneath couch cussions and other misc househodl areas
banker: ... and youre a fully grown human?
plugdrugs: yes i have the IQ of einsteines