Quote Originally Posted by blumpkin blownuts View Post
This is my rep. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My rep is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. My rep, without me, is useless. Without my rep, I am useless. I must +/- with rep true. I must neg straighter than my enemy who is trying to neg me. I must neg him before he negs me. I will...

My rep and I know that what counts in this war is not the +reps we give, the power of our negs, or the comments we leave. We know that it is the points that count. We will rep...

My rep is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its values and its standings. I will keep my rep clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will...

Before God, I swear this creed. My rep and I are the defenders of rubynet. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life.

So be it, until victory is America's and there is no enemy, but peace!
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