ITT post proof that plug drugs is the stupidest motherfucker who's ever posted here

[maks]

and I LOVE HER okay??? i know her, she is not some big enemy who wants to take over the fucking place or something
before things get all shakespearean, i'd just like to say, what the fuck? who gives a shit?

me and my roommate's cousin scrounged for change around the shitty dilapidated duplex we live in, announcing "i found a nickel!" or "i just found a mother fucking quarter!!" to each other between rooms

my biggest find was a 1 dollar canadian coin (which, to my disappointment, the local smoke shop wouldn't accept) and my friend's biggest find was two 2 dollar bills which he had been saving in his drawer for years -- this lead to me having to convince my friend that 2 dollar bills arent actually rare or worth anything, and having to google this fact to prove it to him..
he also had a 1 dollar bill from 1957, but those are actually worth something (5 dollars on ebay)

so we now had our bum-assets accounted for; me with a pocketful of pennies and some canadian change, and my friend with his "rare" 2 dollar bills

we had to drive across the bridge to minnesota, where cigarettes are a good 3 dollars cheaper.. my friend's car had a flat tire, and his driver's side door is broken so we both had to get in and out of the same door..

an hour and a half later, we had managed to get the pack of cigarettes we had worked so hard for.. shortly after we each lit one up while driving back over the bridge to wisconsin, we both looked at each other and said "meh, cigarettes really aren't even that good"

ewoks represented the vietnamese and the empire was the united states government.

we can mathematically prove that Pink Floyd, Tool, and Led Zeppelin are the best 3 bands i dont know why "taste in music" is still being debated even

nothing beats the feeling when i squirt three crushed up 30mg roxicodones up my ass because i have a bombass connection

how do you explain to someone what a ytmnd is? "its a looping sound file and gif image" and ytmnd.com is "a collection of user submitted ytmnds" where people rate/comment etc...

rep comment "tim is way better than u"
tim confuses his dick with his real emotions, he's a kid

try talking to her instead of trying to insult, and you'll find out she is actually very interesting, down to earth, and intelligent.

I had a really good discussion with her about physics and how the creation theories of some ancient religions have eerie similarities with the event of baryogenesis during the big bang in theoretical physics

we also went over general relativity and special relativity, and shared our own thoughts and hypotheses

She is extremely smart; she is the only girl I have EVER met who actually knows what they're talking about when it comes to physics.

from my understanding, tim was starting to act just a cum-skulled with lisa as he was with gush
hence, he's freaking out now that he's realizes lisa doesnt like him

he gets obsessed with a girl and then gets mad when they aren't obsessed with him in return
probably why he's never had a girlfriend in real life, he's so fucking clingy, and like, right away after he meets the girl.

i do really like lisa, a lot, i talk to her for hours every day on msn, its starting to become a daily thing if it isnt already

PC gaming in the early 2000s was a very special time and place to be a part of.. No explanation, no mix of words or music or memories can touch that sense of knowing that you were there and alive in that corner of time and the world. Whatever it meant..

There was madness in any direction. At any hour. If not on the IGN boards, then out in your living room on your mom's dinosaur on the AOL chatrooms or on IMDB.. You could strike sparks anywhere. There was a fantastic universal sense that whatever we were doing was right, that we were winning...

And that, I think, was the handle—that sense of inevitable victory over the forces of Old and Evil. Not in any realistic or life-goal pursuing sense; we didn’t need that. Our headshotting and micromanagement skills would simply prevail. There was no point in fighting — on our side or theirs. We had all the momentum; we were riding the crest of a high and beautiful wave. .

I'm not a traitor, more like gandhi

any person who practices for a day or two, eats all their vitamins and foodgroups, and then takes amphetamine right before the test can hit the 140 upper limit

wtf doli saying "stfu" like its fresh who the hell uses acroynms like "Shut the Frick Up"

don't think i'm with her because i'm craving sex or a woman or something; i haven't done anything naughty on cam for her yet, although I plan on wanking on cam for her viewing pleasure soon (as soon as my roommates aren't home)

I genuinely like her as a person.

right here, right now, let the adrenaline the tingle the tip of your penis

I piss and shit everywhere I walk and expect other people to step over it

wrestling and dragonball z and the young and the restless all share one thing in common: they are all soap operas in essence