Episode 04 - The Gay Episode
^ click for the gayest shit you'll ever hear

in our worst episode yet we discuss how teknorat wants to dress up as a girl with me and cuddle in bed, me sleeping with my dad, the first thing I ever did on a message board, the first time I ever interacted with desolation, ways to be edgy for the podcast such as live self harm, live child abuse and live animal cruelty

and get into some deep introspective psychoanalysis when we examine our relationship, sexualities, if we'll ever get sick of each other and what would happen if teknorat had a babby but we realize that all our audience wants to hear about is posters so we discuss barry, elezzzark, camoron, eaglebird and roflbrothel and explain why stompleb, steveyos, dp (drunkpuppies, drunk puppies, brian, happy now you namesearching fagogt?), bob and dustin are not allowed on the podcast and keep our invitation to lisa to be on our podcast open

also Teknorat is currently on holiday in South Korea with the third wheel of our relationship his wife (rare gif of teknorat, me and his wife having a threesome)

so in case North Korea aka Best Korea launches a nuclear attack and South Korea is destroyed like they already did to america

these were his last words to me that will forever memorialize him:

teknorat4u 7:20 pm
in case I die
and this is the last time I ever talk to you
I love you and I want your cock in all my holes

or maybe its a good thing hes out of australia atm since international terrorist organization The Legendary Funny Jokes Squad Crew™


safe journeys m8! p.s. don't forget to check out and bookmark our official website at teknoratandruby.com for all your hilarious (I spelt it hilarous in the last thread lmao quality thread making) podcasting needs!