Yum?

[patrolled faggot]

You're not going to get banned, just relax and make yourself comfortable. Post some nudes if you like, I'm sure everyone would enjoy that.

Is there anything I can do to make you feel welcome? I could make another alt on .com and go recruit Santos if you like.

There is a Yum/Jibbles conspiracy against me now that I'm sitting down having a proper look at all this (although that just might be the very best kind of conspiracy)

I will get to the bottom of it

I will crack as many nuts as I have to

I just need the time and will to sit down and have a proper look at what is going on here