Hello m0nde, I'm making a videogame so i really need your sounds using your voices in following these:

-AUUUUUUGHHHHHH!!
-OH MY GOD OH MY GOD!
-FUCK OFF RETARD
-FLIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
-(Your real fart sound)
-(Your HAHAHAHAHAs voice)
-Ouuuuchhh...
-ARGHH!!
-AGGGHHHHUUUMMM!!
-AAAGGRRRRRHH!

format should to be wav, mp3 and ogg in 16 bit PCM


Thanks in advance!