how many virgins have you deflowered?

how many of them hate you? how many did you give stds to? how many of their mothers cried with you in the room when they found out? how many times do you think that girl has said you were their first to thier other boyfriends and they get all faggy thinking about your dick in their sweet tight little pussy way before he ever was? he asks is there anything you didnt try with him and theyre like no garfield literally made me try everything he was the best i miss him blah blah how many of them bled on the carpet? how many white towels did you use to cleanse your chubby cock of her sinful blood? how many times did theyr stepfather find the towel and you just looked at him and winked? how many times a day do they think about you and how theye shouldve waited until they were 18?