you can get electricity from the ground (something to do with the sun ionizing particles in the dirt, making this source of energy virtually renewable and free) and harnessing it is as simple as jabbing two metal poles in the ground as shown in this video


then, after you get enough energy from the ground to charge a car battery, you can make hydrogen gas by merely running the electricity from the battery through salty water. Seeing as how 2/3 of the planet is covered in salty water, obtaining it shouldn't be too much of a problem.

A normal car engine will run off hydrogen gas obtained by this method as shown in this video


so fuck all the lazy pricks bitching about gas prices and blah blah blah your generation was just too lazy to be innovative and fuck you hope meteors crash into this planet or volcanoes or something kill us all