Ruby

[rubycalaber]

I wish I could do that. But I'd probably jizz in a sock. Only bitches eat my cum.

cumming in a sock is for plebs, eating cum is the most efficient way of disposing of cum possible

so can i suck your dick, r00b, or do you want to know me first?

let me warn you that I suck one hell of a dick so you better have some skills or I'll be disappointed