I am the hammer and the anvil, you will be made usefull.

I must say I am quite proud of myself. I have just successfully destroyed a marriage. The reason I have done so is simple; I am petty. I grew tired of the husband always trying to fuck with me whenever I was over. He would always try to establish dominance over me when I was in his house. I asked him on multiple occasions to stop, but he persisted. One day he stole my lighter, and when I asked around he waited till I was about to leave before giving it back to me, saying something along the lines of "your bad at reading people lol". At that point I smiled and told him he was gonna pay for that. Over the course of the next 3 months I slowly distabalized his relationship with his wife, by flirting with her constantly, always ramping up the sexual tension untill it reached a breaking point, she eventually said that she was gonna leave him. This is where the genius part of the plan began, I had her throw a party while her husband was at work, and invited all my friends over. I waited untill she was drunk and convinced an equally drunk friend to fuck her. I then called the husband up and told him what was going on. He rushed up to his house and caught her in fragante delicato. Needless to say he was quite distraught at what he saw. She screamed at him to get out, and that she wanted a divorce. The dumbfuck even thanked me for letting know. The funny thing is once the divorce is finalized, his wife will be mine, and I will tell him that he shouldnt have stolen my lighter. Evil is petty. I am petty. Does that make me evil?