once I had a dream about getting on a train and tom cruise was sitting opposite me and he started asking me "ever wonder how we know what kind of animals can cross-breed with other animals? like ligers and zorses and shit like that? is there like an underground laboratory somewhere where scientists just get all these different animals to fuck? like they get dogs to fuck eagles and elephants to fuck octopuses? and then to see what can breed with humans they just fuck all these animals and like get their wives to come in and let all the animals gang bang them?"

which is ironically pretty normal compared to his religion irl