Quote Originally Posted by Obnoxious Freedom View Post
I don't know why you are comparing your life to a married woman but whatever.

Getting a quickie BJ from a diseased black or Hispanic whore isn't exactly, "the good life". You should have stuck to masturbation. Enjoy popping warts on your wee-wee loser.
Getting quickie BJ's from pretty much anyone, and then never having to see them again, on a regular basis, is better than the life of any married person on the planet. I'm doing what they all wish they could do.