Homosexuality: Faggots should be allowed to get married because, seriously, why does anybody give a shit? It's just marriage; even most straight conservative christians don't take marriage seriously anymore, so if gays want to perform some dying tradition and legally bind themselves to each other, who's to stop them.

The Flip Side: People should still be allowed to make fun of "being gay", and make jokes about being gay, and be able to use the word "gay" to mean whatever they want. Faggots are hilarious, they put their pee pees in other men's poopers, seriously, what's not to find funny?

The War in Iraq: Who gave us permission to invade whoever the fuck we want? "But plug drugs, Saddam Hussein was performing inhumane activities in Iraq, he had to be stopped" yeah but so were dozens of other countries at the time we invaded Iraq. The real reason we're over there is to establish a presence in the middle east to support Israel and eventually take over the whole place and all of their oil; and the public is backing up the government (or at least tolerating them) because ever since 9/11, the public hate's middle eastern people.

The Flip Side: Establishing some stability in one of the most unstable regions in the world is something that needs to be done eventually, and better sooner than later. I mean, they won't be contained -- if the battle wasn't in their backyard, it would be in ours eventually. Those psychotic tyrants can't be reasoned with.