First of all, nope. iwascruel? jeez you know how to dredge up old shit. id forgotten about that dyke. good memory for useful stuff there m0nde.
Ask ramen for the fanfic.
Seriously, if I work for a music store, on a retail floor, then please, for the love of fat indians, call me. Actually fucking call my shop. You can't because i dont work in a music shop.