bitch i'm going to eat your oreos!!

[sex with dead people]

fuck you, i'm going to eat your oreos and put my feet up on the table

OWNED

now give me $40 and a credit card in your name with a $2000 limit so i can go on vacation!!

"and you don't have to worry about the oreos and pledge"

&

i dare you to post those two pictures on your facebook

it wouldn't matter. all forms of connection are deleted and blocked.

that sucks. it could have created some major drama.

i don't like irl drama. especially if it's stupid enough to be over oreos and pledge.

i like watching others' irl drama unfold

i just like internet drama.

probably because i really am boring in person.

Shut the hell up.