this thread makes me smile... do you realize that by making me the center of attention, it makes trolling much easier for me??
now, do y'all want the real reason i'm fat or the troll version?
troll version: i was eating out your mom and she tasted too damn good so i just ate that bitch from the pussy up.
real version: adhd meds in high school make me starve, then when i started to eat again i got fat, and bad food choices paired with less physical activity since i used to be a cheerleader in high school then in college i didn't do jack shit except have a job and go to class and drink starbucks drinks that have enough calories for 2 1/2 meals paired with a cheap fast food breakfast sandwich. caught up to me, bro. cuz i never had to watch what i ate in high school cuz i didn't eat and i was active. i'm looseing wait nao tho.