Quote Originally Posted by Gentleman Doli View Post
plug drugs makes a living pushing the carst that soingle moms leave out in the parking lot back into their proper assigned place and every time he ventures inside to get screamed at by his boss for doing a terrible job at literaly the easiest most menial mindless job ever designed by a man the boss cant help but start laghing because of how weird plug drugs looks like a much ugleier kurt cobain and then he lets him off the hook [this is why plug drugs still has a job] and he starts salivating when he passes the pharmacy and steals aspirin even tho he knows it wont get him high he just wants to pretend they will
actually i quit that job a while ago,
now i push carts at a different store and also do very important jobs like scrub toilet bowls with bleach after fat people drop huge shits in them and stink the place up, and i also bag groceries and stock shelves

and why would you be makin fun of me for what i have to do in life? are you a total prick or something?
at least i have a job, i contribute to society. And the store that i work at is more prestigious than walmart; they don't hire anyone who doesn't have a high school diploma or people that have no college ambition