War! The forum is crumbling under attacks by the ruthless shit poster, OBNOXIOUS BITCH. There are fags on both sides. Comedy is nowhere.

In a stunning move, the fiendish lizard, NORTY NIPPY, has swept into the Rubynet forum and kidnapped RUBYCALABER, leader of the TERRIBLE SHIT FORUM.

As the Cody Protectorate Army attempts to flee the besieged forum with their valuable hostage, two ALLSTAR POSTERS lead a desperate mission to rescue the captive Administrator....